A Time You Stood Up For Yourself

#1
I'll post more later but I want to hear some stories of people really sticking it back to folks who wrong them.

What made me think of this was I was clearly standing in line and some douche walks right by me and gets in front of me. That's one of the biggest disrespectful things you can do to a stranger (along with not holding the door). I let him go ahead and order and take the 3 steps forward to the register while he moved to the side to wait to get his food.

I say, 'Hey buddy, you should ask before you get in front of someone in line like that, but that's OK, you look like you're in a hurry' real loud to draw as much attention to him as possible.

Something inside me made me feel better that I made some goofy old man turn beet red and try to sputter and stumble out sentence.
 
#2
I can't understand this, just say "you're not getting in front of me" and if that doesn't work "I have a knife and I know how to use it"

and if that doesn't work call mommy.
 
#3
Some dude tried to cut me at a ticket machine when I took 2 steps to toss a drink. I walked back to the machine saying. 'no dude.. are you blind or something'. He got pissed.. don't care. I made my train
 
#4
Some black dude in 6th grade called me a spic at recess so I called him a ******. We were about to fight it out when the teachers broke us up.

That's it.
 
#5
Some black dude in 6th grade called me a spic at recess so I called him a ******. We were about to fight it out when the teachers broke us up.

That's it.
for some reason ******* are coddled here because you can see spic but not ****** , well I guess they're "special" and on the retarded side of life
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#6
Some guy was kicking the back of my seat in a theater. Stated out loud; "If the kicking doesn't stop, I'm going to get violent."

The kicking stopped.
 
#7
Some guy was kicking the back of my seat in a theater. Stated out loud; "If the kicking doesn't stop, I'm going to get violent."

The kicking stopped.
That reminded me of Cape fear , I didn't like that movie because Nick Nolte looked like pussy and I wanted him to be like the guy in 48 hours

oops I'm rambling again
 

Creasy Bear

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#8
I was walking down the street in Rosarito, Mexico enjoying a cold cerveza when two asshole Mexican cops came over and started hassling me about breaking the "open container" law. Open container? The fuck? Every other beaner in the entire town was walking around with a beer in his lettuce-pickin' mitt. The cops insisted I pay them "a fine". I refused to pay their shakedown money and I proudly stood up for myself... and two days later they let me out of the filthy cage they had tossed me in.

I showed those fuckers.
 
#9
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I was walking down the street in Rosarito, Mexico enjoying a cold cerveza when two asshole Mexican cops came over and started hassling me about breaking the "open container" law. Open container? The fuck? Every other beaner in the entire town was walking around with a beer in his lettuce-pickin' mitt. The cops insisted I pay them "a fine". I refused to pay their shakedown money and I proudly stood up for myself... and two days later they let me out of the filthy cage they had tossed me in.

I showed those fuckers.
 

whiskeyguy

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#10
I always stand up for myself. Act like fucking men. Fighting is not the worst thing that could happen to you.

Then again I live in the boondocks, and people don't pull guns or knives on you here. If you live in Baltimore or D.C., disregard above statement.
 

lajikal

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#11
Guy had me in a headlock once, told the prick 'hey that hurts'
 

JimsInfectedEye

That's very hurtful, sir.
#12
Kept getting collection notices for some old cell phone bill that I had canceled. Repeatedly threw them in the trash. They kept adding surcharges after surcharges. Wound up getting a notice for court - they were suing me. Did some studying online and found them to be a scumbag agency, so I got all my own paperwork together and went to court. Turned out they sue en masse, hardly anyone showed up and they all lost by default. Not only did I show up, I had all my shit together and the judge dismissed my case in my favor. Never heard from them again.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#15
One time my mother cornered me (this was when I was college-aged) and asked me whether or not I had sex yet. When I refused to answer, she told me that everyone in my age group comes clean to their parents when they have sex, and she asked me what's wrong with me (and what's wrong with her and what she did wrong as a parent) that I'm not as opened as my contemporaries. My father took the side of my mother. But I left that room not answering a single question.
 
#16
one time my mother cornered me (this was when i was college-aged) and asked me whether or not i had sex yet. When i refused to answer, she told me that everyone in my age group comes clean to their parents when they have sex, and she asked me what's wrong with me (and what's wrong with her and what she did wrong as a parent) that i'm not as opened as my contemporaries. My father took the side of my mother. But i left that room not answering a single question.
no wire hangers!!!
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#17
One time my mother cornered me (this was when I was college-aged) and asked me whether or not I had sex yet. When I refused to answer, she told me that everyone in my age group comes clean to their parents when they have sex, and she asked me what's wrong with me (and what's wrong with her and what she did wrong as a parent) that I'm not as opened as my contemporaries. My father took the side of my mother. But I left that room not answering a single question.
Were you still a virgin?
 

Party Rooster

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#20
This guy kept fucking with me so to get him back I just started hanging out in his bar. Totally worked, he was soooooo fucking pissed. :icon_mrgr
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#22

Neon

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#23
When I was in the army, my awful base commander wanted to railroad me into a court martial for something that wasn't my fault. I basically went into his office and told him that if he did it, I would ask to get court martialed in front of his commanding officer (which is your right in the IDF) and tell him about all the shit the base commander was up to (including fucking one of my subordinates). We almost came to blows, but the fucker backed down.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#24
Here's a question- does it count if you "stood up for yourself" to a woman? Or is it implied that you alway stand up for yourself to a woman?
 
#25
I stand up for myself every time I get out of bed, maybe I just don't get this thread
 
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