about carrot top

MACHINE1376

Thin out the herd...
Apr 23, 2007
36
#1
they talked this morning about how big he is. I knew he had been working out for some time now and wanted to see some pics from the interview this morning. When it occurred to me....does this guy own a shirt that fits him right?


you work out.........we get it
 
Sep 10, 2005
283
#2
Why do so many people hate him? I used to like his specials....seemed like they liked him today. Anyone hate him?
 

Shaggz

Slaying Zombies
Jan 26, 2005
311
#3
I remember enjoying his work when I was younger.
I think people hate on him because he's an easy target.
 

krisko

Mrs. Fuckin Funny
Jul 29, 2005
191
#5
Why do so many people hate him? I used to like his specials....seemed like they liked him today. Anyone hate him?
i hate him, not because he's not funny (i've never seen any of his "stand up") i just hate him because last time i was in vegas his stupid face was on every taxi and it scared the shit out of me
 

mik3

fornicating madly
Mar 29, 2004
0
#6
Every comic that talks about him always talks about how much of a nice guy he is. But like Giraldo said last week, he seems to be in that vacuum where dudes that work out too much live where they don't understand why everyone hates that they're so JACKED.
 

MACHINE1376

Thin out the herd...
Apr 23, 2007
36
#8
I don't hate him, but every shirt he owns is a smedium.

not a small and not a medium.......
 

blazin

Registered User
Dec 9, 2004
648
#9
He looks like a tranny, a ripped tranny.

 

topher520

learnings for queers
Jul 5, 2006
198
#12
Carrot top is better than 98 percent of women comedians out there and thats a fact! Women comics Suck and are NEVER funny...except a few I cant name.
 

Mindslayer

Best in the Biz
May 4, 2006
0
#14
Like Michael Jackson, Carrot Top's face has gotten more disturbing looking over time.

Fuckin hack prop comic.
 

Fruit Monkey

Don't stare at it eat it! P-1 In trainning
Oct 4, 2004
216
#15


when u see him in person u have to comment
 

silentbob8201

Registered User
Jun 29, 2005
513
#16
Why do so many people hate him? I used to like his specials....seemed like they liked him today. Anyone hate him?
I hate him for avoiding me attempting to get a autograph from way back when i was a annoying 16 staying at the same Courtyard as him back in 1999. then i watched Chairman of the Board later that same vacation and just laughed at my lame attempt to get his autograph
 

TheDrip

I'm bi-winning.
Jan 9, 2006
228
#17
I hate him for two reasons:

1. I just don't think he's funny. His comedy is something I'd expect to see in a cancer-kid ward.

2. Guys that wear their pants pulled down to their pubes are annoying in general.
 

Probably Stoned

I am not good at this.[edited]
Jul 26, 2005
221
#20
I thought it was funny that the boys had Vinnie and Burr and Jimmy in the same studio as Carrot Top....While neither funny or unfunny, he just could not keep up with the rapid fire comics in that room. He was a viewer. Fun to see him sidelined like that.
 

BGrant

Registered User
Feb 1, 2006
176
#21
I thought it was funny that the boys had Vinnie and Burr and Jimmy in the same studio as Carrot Top....While neither funny or unfunny, he just could not keep up with the rapid fire comics in that room. He was a viewer. Fun to see him sidelined like that.
That's the only issue I had with today's show, way too many great people (and then there was Sandy Kane, but that's another story...) I bet if it were just O & A, Jimmy, and Carrot Top, they could have gotten a lot out of him. I don't mind the guy, he does something different and original, and all the success he's attained is deserved and well earned. I'd take Carrot Top over ass kissing when Mencia or Dame Cook are on and bring NOTHING to the table.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
628
#22
I saw him a few years ago at the delaware state fair.... I expected him to be annoying and unfunny, but i laughed a lot.
 

chickenfinger

Drink The Kool Aid! Drink It!
Nov 23, 2006
181
#23
That's the only issue I had with today's show, way too many great people (and then there was Sandy Kane, but that's another story...) I bet if it were just O & A, Jimmy, and Carrot Top, they could have gotten a lot out of him. I don't mind the guy, he does something different and original, and all the success he's attained is deserved and well earned. I'd take Carrot Top over ass kissing when Mencia or Dame Cook are on and bring NOTHING to the table.
:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Absofuckinglutley
 

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
Aug 10, 2006
0
#24
It looks like he was spotted today near the XM studio by some "Gawker Stalker."

Just saw Carrot Top buying a salad at the corner of 54th and 7th. Totally knew just from the back of his head that it was him, then confirmed it by passing him. Vastly overgroomed eyebrows, huge muscles- looked like a real-life cartoon character!
 

Plunkies

Registered User
Jun 28, 2006
543
#25
He's just an obnoxious human being in almost every way. Doesn't seem unreasonable that most people don't like him.