Actors/Actresses you hate.

BIV

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This is purely onscreen, not off screen antics/politics.

This came up because I saw a commercial for the new season of Edie Falco's show. God I hate that bitch. First off, she has one of the most grating voices. On top of that, every emotion she tries to portray is 10% sass and 10% bitch. She's not even attractive to balance it out.
 

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Hillary Swank. Her and her lanternjaw full of too many teeth just annoy me.
 

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This sort of toes the line, but I've grown to hate Charlie Sheen because of how his off screen antics play into his on screen characters. Both Scary Movie 5 and Anger Management have had some variation of "Celebrities sure are wacky!" "YOU'RE TELLING ME!!!"

Also, Dwayne Johnson. I feel like I should like he should be likeable, but I get nothing there.

I've also grown to dislike Vince Vaughn.
 

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Robin Williams. Ugh... you're "over-the-top zany guy"... we get it.

He's made a multi-millionaire career out of the Mork from Ork character he did on Happy Days like 40 years ago... every fucking character is the same... Mork from fucking Ork.
 

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I've also grown to dislike Vince Vaughn.
Good call. He has been the same douche in every movie since Swingers.
Robin Williams. Ugh... you're "over-the-top zany guy"... we get it.

He's made a multi-millionaire career out of the Mork from Ork character he did on Happy Days like 40 years ago... every fucking character is the same... Mork from fucking Ork.
Two words for you: Jack.

Actually he isnt that bad of an actor when he drops the gimmick. He was amazing in Good Will Hunting but then again I dont know if my adoration for the film supersedes my rational judgement of his acting.
 

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Costner. He's just not very good, but he sure thinks he is and takes himself seriously when he dives into one of his projects. Even if there was none of the awful baseball shit, I'd hate him based on sheer lousiness. But the baseball shit is extra terrible.
Actually he isnt that bad of an actor when he drops the gimmick. He was amazing in Good Will Hunting but then again I dont know if my adoration for the film supersedes my rational judgement of his acting.
That reminded me: Matt Damon. He single-handedly ruined The Departed. He's a drip in the Bournes. And he made me physically ill in Talented Mr Ripley.

Might as well throw Affleck in there too. Everything that was wrong with Damon in Departed, he expanded and made a whole movie out of it in The Town.
 

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Good call. He has been the same douche in every movie since Swingers.
I hate watching one of his movies and he starts his fast talking, trying-to-be-conman-Denis-Leary-but-not-quite routine.

Also, Kevin James. I really don't like Kevin James.
 

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Nicolas Cage. I do like Gone in 60 Seconds, almost ironically though.
 

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Nicolas Cage. I do like Gone in 60 Seconds, almost ironically though.
Cage was a great actor exactly once, in Leaving Las Vegas. He's been decent in other roles... and I usually find him entertaining, even if it's in regards to how ridiculous of a job he's doing.
 

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Nicolas Cage. I do like Gone in 60 Seconds, almost ironically though.
I like Nick Cage. He brings an energy to his performances.

Definitely. I don't think he's ever been funny in a role.
It goes beyond that. Every time I see him, it looks like he's been forced into a comedy. "Guess I'm doing this now. Guess I have to pretend to be funny."
 

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Nicolas Cage. I do like Gone in 60 Seconds, almost ironically though.
Yeah he could be the worst. I dislike Con-Air more than I can put into words. The Rock is right up there (the movie was half-saved by Connery). Although I have to give him credit for how he reacts to being grinded on by his hot wife. Who couldn't identify with someone who randomly blurts out "amaretto cream with peach sorbet persuasion" when they're horned up. Real accurate portrayal of a dude.

And I like to pretend World Trade Center was never made.
 

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I like Nick Cage. He brings an energy to his performances.
I love Nick Cage but I have also started viewing his roles as purely comedic ones even in dramas. He is a lunatic.
 

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It goes beyond that. Every time I see him, it looks like he's been forced into a comedy. "Guess I'm doing this now. Guess I have to pretend to be funny."
Yeah every single time he's on the screen I just feel sorry for him, even if the plot gives me no reason to. I always get the sense that he's the kid at school who was an outcast and picked on all the time, and some of the more empathetic kids (his co-stars) let him join their group out of pity (and he knows it).
 

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Jennifer Aniston

Actually, anyone from Friends.

I'll also second the Shia Ledouche hatred. He's awful.
 

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Julia Roberts. I've despised her for so long, I don't even remember why anymore. I'm certainly in my Third Decade of Hate of her.

Seth Rogen. The pot laugh production piece on O&A crystallizes why he annoys the poo out of me. Stop thinking everything around you is funny and be more funny.

Channing Tatum
 

NuttyJim

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Lindsay Lohan
Jon Hamm
Cunts from Sex and The City
Cunt from Girls
Nathan Lane
Anyone on Glee

That's all I can think of for now.
 

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Seinfeld. I remember people bitching that he never one an Emmy because the show was so great, but he really can't act at all. And I loved the show though.
 

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Melissa McCarthy and Paul Giamatti.
 

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Judy Greer...Seems like a cunt as much in real life as on screen... but yowza I would fuck her.