Adam Sandler's resume continues to grow impressively

Simby19

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Here's a pic of how he looks in his next film, "You Don't Mess With the Zohan"




PLOT: A Mossad agent fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.




Granted, Judd Apatow is one of the writers, but the female star is Mariah Carey. ugh.
 

ginaf20697

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On his way to pick up some drugs.
 

thekidslepthere

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I read this script. If it didn't say Sandler, Smigel, and Apatow on it, you would think it was written by a couple of retarded high school kids.

I know there were rewrites since I read it, but the draft I saw was around 130 pages, which is ridiculous for a comedy. It featured Sandler water skiing by holding the rope with his dick. And the whole thing ended with Muslims and Jews getting along after the world Hackey Sack championship at Madison Square Garden.

It was a typical mockery of every cheesey stereo type anyone could make up from watching a twenty minute documentary on the West Bank. The jews play hackey sack, go to night clubs, and bang sleezy chicks.

And I don't think Carey is the female lead, I just think there's a concert with her at some point, she might have like two lines, I read it a while ago.
 
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stinkyfingers

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what a homo .