akmed came to the us....


Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few
months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them
could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, "Take dees
bucket, go into de odder room, shit in de bucket, piss on de shit, and den put
your head down over de bucket
and breathe in defumes for ten minutes."

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket, pissed on
the shit, bent over and breathed in the
fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was it?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick."