Alittle bit of a legality question....

sherwood

Registered User
#1
I dont know how illegal this is, or I should say I dunno if there is anything I can do. But, theres this dude I know (hes a fag btw) and he moved into a place by his college with this girl (i dunno what she is) and I really cant stand them both, he used to be friends with some people I know but he fucked all of them over, and I think he is the one who robbed my 360, anyway, I just found out him and is roomate got married last august (just went to the courts and got married and didnt tell anyone) and the reason they got married was so they can get more government money for schooling and also now for these checks that the president is sending out in June (they will get up to 1400 I think it is instead of up to 400 or whatever it is because they are married)

Anyway, they are getting divorced after school but its after they already collected their extra funds. Can this be reported anywhere? I would love these 2 fuck heads to get locked up. She doesnt work, has never worked a day in her life she just says "why should I work when I can get free governemtn money" and she is anti america...fucking scumbag trash who hates america but loves getting free government money. Its BS. There has to be something I can do.
 

MrAbovePar

En Taro Anthony
#3
I concur. Dissolve the bodies in acid for best results.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#5
Local district attorney's office may be interested or could provide you with guidance as to who else to report this to.

In my eyes, it is fraud. The law may see it that way too.

The IRS might be interested as well.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#6
I dont know how illegal this is, or I should say I dunno if there is anything I can do. But, theres this dude I know (hes a fag btw) and he moved into a place by his college with this girl (i dunno what she is) and I really cant stand them both, he used to be friends with some people I know but he fucked all of them over, and I think he is the one who robbed my 360, anyway, I just found out him and is roomate got married last august (just went to the courts and got married and didnt tell anyone) and the reason they got married was so they can get more government money for schooling and also now for these checks that the president is sending out in June (they will get up to 1400 I think it is instead of up to 400 or whatever it is because they are married)

Anyway, they are getting divorced after school but its after they already collected their extra funds. Can this be reported anywhere? I would love these 2 fuck heads to get locked up. She doesnt work, has never worked a day in her life she just says "why should I work when I can get free governemtn money" and she is anti america...fucking scumbag trash who hates america but loves getting free government money. Its BS. There has to be something I can do.
Let me get this straight, your argument is... "They don't really love each other, they're just living together in a marriage of convenience."

If that's illegal... then we can lock up about half the married couples in America.

Pffft... forget about these douche bags, install some better locks on your door, and move on with your life.
 

notmikeh

don't get any cucks on your wee
#7
Local district attorney's office may be interested or could provide you with guidance as to who else to report this to.

In my eyes, it is fraud. The law may see it that way too.

The IRS might be interested as well.
although it is probably fraud it is all "he said she said" shit. there is probably nothing much you can do.

I say you take cat shit and put it in his mail box and in his newspaper. then throw hot oil on them
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#8
Seriously... to get bent out of shape because some jackhole hates America, while at the same time making their living sponging off the system they hate?

Dude... welcome to America. Look around... we've got ghettos and trailer parks bursting at the seams full of these people.

Don't even bother... don't kid yourself that you can bring justice to this situation, you'll only succeed in driving yourself crazy.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#9
Nah just report them for growing pot..that ought to fuck up their lives nicely..just do it from a payphone.
 

UsedLadBag

Your moms box.
#10
I'm no laywer, but I don't think they are breaking the law, just taking advantage of it. Sorry man.
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
#13
I wish I had your life dude. I've got so much going on in my life that I don't have the time to devote to worrying about how so-called friends of mine are screwing the government.

And btw, as a single woman, I think I'm getting $600 from the president ... so even if they're splitting the $1400, they're not getting much more than they would have gotten.
 

Vyce

Light-skinned, with no Negro dialect.
#15
I'm no laywer, but I don't think they are breaking the law, just taking advantage of it. Sorry man.
No, technically, what they are doing is fraud.

However, good luck proving it. I doubt a district attorney would press charges, considering how difficult it would be to actually prove they don't "love" one another and live in marital bliss.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#16
why do you think gays want to marry? to piss off the religious right? fuck no, its so they can get health insurance, whats the difference they want to get married and take advantage of a fucked up system, so be it. mind your own fucking business
 

MrAbovePar

En Taro Anthony
#17
If he stole your 360 just keep an eye out for the UPS guy and steal it back after it red rings on him. ;)
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#18
Depending on how much of a psycho you want to be, you could always make them think they're under investigation...
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot in the Galaxy
#19
Meh, move on with your life. And with that fancy President check you can get a new 360.

If it would be easy to prove this about people defrauding the welfare system, don't you think it would have been posted on Wackbag and we would have reeked havoc on every single inner city across this country already?
 

PDX909

Registered User
#20
No one likes a rat... either get even or get over it.
 
#21
First, get some rope. Second, tie him up.

Fuck her face with him watching. If he doesn't cry, there's your proof they don't love each other.

For good measure, when you're done yell "The Aristocrats!" just to cover your ass so that everyone knows it was all in fun.
 

DJ Evel Ed

SativaCross.com
#22
The Old Jerk Off On The Toilet Paper And Roll It Back Up Trick

If you ever go into their house, go into their bathroom and pull the toilet paper down 1 or 2 feet. Jerk off on the toilet paper and then roll it back up. Either the bitch will get pregnant from wiping her pussy or the dude will get your cum in his ass.
You might even get lucky enough to get cum in her eye!

If you got the sack for it, write what you did on the next few sheets of paper so they know they have been violated by your sperm fluid and spend the next month on the bedet.

Either way you're a winner!
 

sniper2323

The true north Idaho P.O.W.
#23
still like the upper decker.

I ripped it off from a show.

Use bathroom but shit in the top part of the shitter.

good for many laughs.
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
#24
You'll need a picture of him sucking another mans cock... This will require some undercover work on your part... Do you own any Judy Garland records?
 

Hey_Asshole

Man, Beer, Wild
#25
Depending on how much of a psycho you want to be, you could always make them think they're under investigation...
Ya, this could be fun. Illegal or not. In passing tell them some guy in a suit stopped by your place and was asking you all kinds of questions about them. Have a friend they don't know dress up real official and bang on their door asking all kinds of personal questions. Have this same guy park on the street and watch their house with binoculars, then point it out to them. Personally, i don't think their is anything you can do about it, but their is no crime in you having fun with it.
 
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