Alvin & the Chipmunks

Carl Spackler

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http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/alvin.jpg

Thats none other than Jason Lee playing the role of "Uncle" Dave Seville. Also according to IMDB, they have the original people that did the voices back in the old days of the cartoons.. so its not like a Bill Murray doing Garfield kind of thing...
 
Aug 27, 2002
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thats terrible. look at the shitty lookin chipmunks. do they have to try and pose them like *******? a cartoon version would be better looking than this shit.

more drivel to appease the idiot masses.
 

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Big surprise. How did they talk Jason Lee into shaving that "Earl" stache???
 
Aug 27, 2002
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When did the damn things become "gophers"?
thank you! I knew there was something off about how they look but I couldn't figure out what. gophers. fucking gophers.

why am I getting so mad about this?
 
Dec 25, 2005
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They look like a cross getween gophers & house cats.

I'm sure this one's gonna be a thrill a minute.. can't wait.
 

MrAbovePar

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Well, they're not living with their real parents. They're dad is really a thieving bum who checks in on them every other year. And they always wear their clothes slung down low.

The stereotype fits ya know.
 

MrAbovePar

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It can't be too bad. The guy who wrote Big Momma's House and The Honeymooners is writing it. Hehe.

To be fair the screenplay is by a guy who worked on the Simpson's, Ice Age, and The Critic.
 

LiddyRules

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Oh no, Wigger Chipmunks. There goes my childhood. It always sucks when they try and update the chipmunks into "modern" times.
 

NuttyJim

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way to fuck up another childhood classic...
 

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why why why why why, must every thing that was lilly white be turned "urban" quite frankly im getting sick of having this bull shit "urban" crap shoved down the throat of my child.
 

NuttyJim

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i bet you the chipettes have a fucking weave, some fake ass fingernails, and 7 lil chipmunks and no baby daddy chipmunk...fucking ****** ruin everything.
 

silentbob8201

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thats terrible. look at the shitty lookin chipmunks. do they have to try and pose them like *******? a cartoon version would be better looking than this shit.

more drivel to appease the idiot masses.
they did do a cartoon version back in like 87
 

N.Y. Johnny

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Those chipmunks look terrible. Let me guess, this installation they're gonna do some "cute" raps and hip hop. Right? Jesus Christ this world is coming to an end.

I know I shouldn't give two shits about this, but come on, what next Ghetto Hip Hop Muppet Show? Black Kermit The Frog.
 

Absolutely

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Dear Jason Lee, you used to make good movies with Kevin Smith.
Remember that?
 

LiddyRules

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If they have the Chipettes I imagine they'll be like Puerto Ricans.
Britney would be such a cock tease and horrible lay. but when Jeanette puts her hair down, Christ Almighty that girl could fuck.

I know I shouldn't give two shits about this, but come on, what next Ghetto Hip Hop Muppet Show? Black Kermit The Frog.
"It's Aint Easy Bein Green" --> "It's Hard Out Here for a Frog."
As terrible as it might seem, Ghetto Hip Hop Muppet Show might have a lot of potential.

Dear Kevin Smith, you used to make good movies. Remember that?
Fixed. (Though I do like him as a guest on the show.)
 

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New theme song Lyrics out: "Were the Chimp-muthafuckin-monks! A-dawg, So-moan, and T-Adore....
(insert car crash here)
 

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This movie is probably going to be garbage, but it will make a shit-load of money. Throw in a few catchy crappy pre-teen songs and the kids will come like sheep....

Also, CD and DVD sales will be through the roof.

I just hope the person who created The Chipmunks gets paid for this. Sometimes the rights have been bought from the original author many years prior.

Oh, and Jason Lee, just like other actors who do kid movies, gets a "pass". Its easy money and it wont hurt their regular acting career so good for him. I hope he buys a Ferrari.
 

BlackNinja

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i wasnt even going to comment on anything urban, but wtf @ simon who was like the nerdy type, now thugged out in shades.
fuck this movie