http://blog.medellitin.com/2008/12/escolar-world-most-dangerous-fish.html so i do love sushi. so a few weeks ago me and the old lady went out for sushi, we ordered the GIANT boat full of sushi and sashimi, literally it was a giant boat with sail and everything, kind of over kill in presentation but a giant order none the less. in the past i have taken quite a liking to what i was told was "white tuna" now i kind of thought that it may have been Chilean sea bass, since it was so nice and tender and buttery, unlike any fish i had ever had. apparently its not "white tuna" or "sea bass" its the magical "shit" fish, escolar, if you have ever seen a beautiful slab of tender almost butter like deliciousness on your plate that is most likely what it is. now the fun begins, well..... i am well known for my "broken ass" ive had plenty cases of the shits, usually from some questionable mystery meat, left overs that were just a few days past there prime or some other type of culinary adventure gone wrong..... but NEVER like these kinds of shits, actually i kind of enjoy a good ass blasting from time to time but i do get just a tad concerned when i get up to inspect my handy work i notice an interesting sheen of orange oil like droplets floating around the bowl.... thats right kiddy's, flat out nasty orange oil blobs like a pep boys parking lot puddle after a rain storm, oh and the best part? yea... my asshole would not stem the tide of the orange liquid... good thing i dont wear tighty whiteys i would have ruined them. not that this will deter me from eating it, it is a heavenly delicacy thats for sure but i will eat a few less pieces next time... i will just let iron gut bob eat it, i swear that girl could eat mystery meat off a cart in Istanbul and not get the shits. i swear it was from her college days of growing salmonella to pass bio chem courses.