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Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by THE FEZ MAN, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    http://blog.medellitin.com/2008/12/escolar-world-most-dangerous-fish.html


    so i do love sushi. so a few weeks ago me and the old lady went out for sushi, we ordered the GIANT boat full of sushi and sashimi, literally it was a giant boat with sail and everything, kind of over kill in presentation but a giant order none the less. in the past i have taken quite a liking to what i was told was "white tuna" now i kind of thought that it may have been Chilean sea bass, since it was so nice and tender and buttery, unlike any fish i had ever had.

    apparently its not "white tuna" or "sea bass" its the magical "shit" fish, escolar, if you have ever seen a beautiful slab of tender almost butter like deliciousness on your plate that is most likely what it is.

    now the fun begins, well..... i am well known for my "broken ass" ive had plenty cases of the shits, usually from some questionable mystery meat, left overs that were just a few days past there prime or some other type of culinary adventure gone wrong..... but NEVER like these kinds of shits, actually i kind of enjoy a good ass blasting from time to time but i do get just a tad concerned when i get up to inspect my handy work i notice an interesting sheen of orange oil like droplets floating around the bowl.... thats right kiddy's, flat out nasty orange oil blobs like a pep boys parking lot puddle after a rain storm, oh and the best part? yea... my asshole would not stem the tide of the orange liquid... good thing i dont wear tighty whiteys i would have ruined them.

    not that this will deter me from eating it, it is a heavenly delicacy thats for sure but i will eat a few less pieces next time... i will just let iron gut bob eat it, i swear that girl could eat mystery meat off a cart in Istanbul and not get the shits. i swear it was from her college days of growing salmonella to pass bio chem courses.
     
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  2. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Just had this on Friday. Usually just about anything I eat gives my irritable bowel the Jackson Pollock shits but not sushi. There I am lucky.
     
  3. Jambi

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    Nothing misspelled... who are you and what have you done with Fez Man?
     
  4. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    my old lady was over my shoulder proofreading
     
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    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    That makes me self conscious for some reason.
     
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    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    I hate when they are over my shoulder when I'm pounding my pud.
     
  7. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I had a co-worker who got Sushi from a 7-11...I made him ride in back of the truck and called out of service due to mechanical quickly after, which he complained on the phone about to my supervisor about until in the middle of the call...he screamed....PULL OVER....and dropped the phone and ran out of the truck once I did....I got a 50$ gift card for my foresight in avoiding a potential ongoing vehicle issue.
     
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    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    went out for sushi tonight with the boy and bob, this time we didn't get as much of the super shit fish this time, im guessing that someone may have blown the whistle on these shifty sushi chefs i only got two pieces this time, im thinking it might not be enough to screw up my shitter, but im going to take a camera with me for the next dump or two
     
  9. maz

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    Maybe just eat normal American food and cut the shit

    I've never had sushi or sashimi , and I've never had the urge to

    Seems like hipster food to me
     
  10. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Cripes... they have a sushi case in like every supermarket across the entire country. I think they sell it at 7-11 now. Sushi is about "hipster exotic" as a taco.
     
  11. maz

    maz TRueWDTer

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    Fuck Sushi

    Have a damn cheeseburger or a chicken sandwich
    Maybe a piece of pizza or a salad

    Fuckin' hipster/yuppie douchebags
     
  12. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    And don't forget your container of coffee, Regular Joe.
     
  13. maz

    maz TRueWDTer

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    Yeah
    7-11 sushi Rules

    Trust that shit as far as I can throw it
     
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    maz TRueWDTer

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    And you can go fuck Yourself too
     
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    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Oh... absolutely... "cheap" and "sushi" are two words that don't belong anywhere in the vicinity of each other.

    But some quality sushi prepared by a pro sushi chef is sublime.

    You're not worthy. Stick to your Big Macs, ya philistine.
     
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    maz TRueWDTer

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    OK , Blowhard

    Discussion ended
     
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    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I graciously accept your surrender.
     
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    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Does this magic shit fish have a name?
     
  19. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Hey Guys! This guy REAAAALLLLYYYYY hates fishes!
     
  20. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    click the link at the top of the page, its sold as "white tuna" or "super white tuna"
     
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    And it's delicious. Fuck the shits. I poop immediately after pizza so this I care less about.
     
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    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    It's packed with an indigestible waxy substance called gempylotoxin that can make people who eat too much of it ill for days with diarrhea, nausea, cramping and other effects. - Yummm

    From Health Canada eh:

    Health Effects

    Although gempylotoxin is indigestible by humans, not everyone that consumes escolar experiences undesirable symptoms. When these undesirable symptoms do occur, onset generally takes place a few hours following escolar consumption and ceases within 24 to 48 hours. Symptoms, in those who experience them, can include one or more of the following: the rectal passage of an oily yellow or orange substance (called keriorrhoea), diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and headache. Kerriorrhoea is not associated with a loss of bodily fluids and is not considered life threatening.

    This sort of thing happens all the time... like back in the day people used to catch Skate:

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    And use a skate press (kinda like a hole punch) and sell it as scallops...

    Or even just buying actual scallops some processors put Sodium triphosphate so they retain more water... ergo more weight.
     
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    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Oh if you are still can shit through a screen door with no issues you might want to get tested for Ciguartera...
     
  24. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    it is delicious
     
  25. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Fez Man is full of gempylotoxin.



    But not for very long.
     

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