American goes to savage island for missionary work....guess what happens next.

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#4
Yay! Diversity and exploring different cultures!
 

the Streif

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#7
I hope the natives are at least good enough to serve him up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#9
Money says he was a Religious Missionary of some sort.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#11
Ding Ding ding! One article I read said that.
Figured it's around the same type of thing as Pippa Bacca.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca

An abridged version: Dummy goes to shithole country to 'promote world peace under the motto, "marriage between different peoples and nations'. Hint, she didn't make it back, but did manage to get graped and murdered for pushing her beliefs on others.

In some parts of the world, not a single person will put up with hearing someone push their shit onto the natives. Weird how people refuse to believe that.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
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#16
Here's how tiny the people are there...Frank would play the 5 in a pickup game.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#18
He spread the word of Jesus and was abandoned by his ungrateful god.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
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#19
He should have taken an AR with him. Just a few rounds into the air and he would instantly become their ruler.
 
#25
You didn't even need to add "savage island", to know what came next


Stop trying to bring your opinions to other people. It's ok if they believe differently. You weren't to keen on the Pagans beliefs, were you?
 
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