American goes to savage island for missionary work....guess what happens next.

jnoble

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Yay! Diversity and exploring different cultures!
 

Yesterdays Hero

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Ding Ding ding! One article I read said that.
Figured it's around the same type of thing as Pippa Bacca.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca

An abridged version: Dummy goes to shithole country to 'promote world peace under the motto, "marriage between different peoples and nations'. Hint, she didn't make it back, but did manage to get graped and murdered for pushing her beliefs on others.

In some parts of the world, not a single person will put up with hearing someone push their shit onto the natives. Weird how people refuse to believe that.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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Here's how tiny the people are there...Frank would play the 5 in a pickup game.
 

Cunt Smasher

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I would love to know what his last thoughts were.
 

Mags

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He spread the word of Jesus and was abandoned by his ungrateful god.
 

Sinn Fein

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He should have taken an AR with him. Just a few rounds into the air and he would instantly become their ruler.
 

bill333

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You didn't even need to add "savage island", to know what came next


Stop trying to bring your opinions to other people. It's ok if they believe differently. You weren't to keen on the Pagans beliefs, were you?