American Horror Story S03: The Coven

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#1
This seasons at least looks sexier than Asylum. Teenage witches. I'm in.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#2
I thought last season was very sexy. Also, this season has Precious and Kathy Bates. But Alexandra Breckinridge is returning so that limits the hurt.
 

AlanSmithee

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#3
Kathy Bates and Precious...

I'm rock hard just thinking about the hotness of these two
 

MurphCO

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#5
hopefully they can keep to maybe 2 or 3 storylines and actually explore them with the characters....


last season they went to too many places and never really wrapped anything up very well. they would have done well to just concentrate on bloody face and the nazi doc with his island of dr moreau creations, but they went all over the fucking place with alien abduction and a bunch of other random shit
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#7
I'm there. When's it start?
 

Saikotic

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#9
I'm watching now. Seems like this season will be "odd and spooky" for the sake of being odd and spooky.

One line made me pause. Precious to the Downs girl: "Girl, are you deaf or just stupid?"

Ummm, well....

And then I let out a great laugh when Precious pushed her hutt ass away from the dining table and said, "Fine! I'm not hungry anyway."

Pure comedy.
 

Saikotic

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#10
Calling it: The title credits will be better than the actual show.

And so far the Kathy Bates stuff has been better than the modern day material.
 

Saikotic

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#11
Apparently "horror" is defined by various camera angles and lenses.
 

Saikotic

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#12
Kudos on the killer vagina.

Edit: Alright. The show has some potential to it. I can see certain plot points shown in the first episode creeping up down the way. But if this becomes another "I kilt da devil by shovin' her offa da railing" I'm fucking out.

Edit 2: When Precious eats a cheeseburger, does a cow somewhere start screaming?
 

MurphCO

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#13
Jessica Lange has quite a few good one liners, she must be a good egg in real life
 
#14
I totally forgot that AHS came back last night. You want to know why I forgot. Because I set my DVR to record IASIP and The League.

So once again the question needs to be asked. Why the hell is FX having their shows and networks compete against each other in the ratings?
 

MurphCO

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#15
and oh BTW you have to re-set if you had "American Horror Story Asylum" set because the name is different....it would be nice if it was just American Horror Story in the listing
 

JonBenetRamsey

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#16
I totally forgot that AHS came back last night. You want to know why I forgot. Because I set my DVR to record IASIP and The League.

So once again the question needs to be asked. Why the hell is FX having their shows and networks compete against each other in the ratings?
because no matter what you watch, their advertisers win
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#17
Fuck I didn't know it was starting last night. Aw well, On Demand.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#18
I just learned that the chick who played the daughter in the first season of AHS, wasn't in two, but is back in three is the younger sister of the chick who plays Norman Bates mom on Bates Motel.
 

Hog's Big Ben

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#19
I just learned that the chick who played the daughter in the first season of AHS, wasn't in two, but is back in three is the younger sister of the chick who plays Norman Bates mom on Bates Motel.
What gave it away? It's not like their names were Vera and Taissa Smith. Weirdo.
 

Saikotic

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#20
Jumped the shark in the second episode. I'm sadly impressed. Teenage Frankenstein Monster? Yeah, tapped out.
 

Johnnyboy

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#21
Jumped the shark in the second episode. I'm sadly impressed. Teenage Frankenstein Monster? Yeah, tapped out.

Yeah... I'm kinda with you on that... My wife loves it though... so that just means I get more video game time while she watches this show. win for everyone.
 
#22
Well that answers my question whether or not I was missing anything from season 3 of this show.
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#23
frank-incest was almost as disturbing as precious finger blasting herself and less disturbing than boiling jizz
 

AlanSmithee

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#24
Very odd episode.

The only parts which I enjoyed were the ones featuring Jessica Lange and Emma Roberts. I could care less about all the other over the top garbage.

I could only hope that the Minotaur ripped Precious to little fat pieces.
 

ginaf20697

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#25
Kathy Bates crying over Obama being president was pure awesomeness :)

 
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