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American Horror Story S03: The Coven

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  1. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    This seasons at least looks sexier than Asylum. Teenage witches. I'm in.
     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I thought last season was very sexy. Also, this season has Precious and Kathy Bates. But Alexandra Breckinridge is returning so that limits the hurt.
     
  3. AlanSmithee

    AlanSmithee Registered User

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    Kathy Bates and Precious...

    I'm rock hard just thinking about the hotness of these two
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Looks like they have added a waterhead.
     
  5. MurphCO

    MurphCO Well-Known Member
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    hopefully they can keep to maybe 2 or 3 storylines and actually explore them with the characters....


    last season they went to too many places and never really wrapped anything up very well. they would have done well to just concentrate on bloody face and the nazi doc with his island of dr moreau creations, but they went all over the fucking place with alien abduction and a bunch of other random shit
     
  6. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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  7. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    I'm there. When's it start?
     
  8. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    I really liked it. Picked up some great skincare tips.
     
  9. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    I'm watching now. Seems like this season will be "odd and spooky" for the sake of being odd and spooky.

    One line made me pause. Precious to the Downs girl: "Girl, are you deaf or just stupid?"

    Ummm, well....

    And then I let out a great laugh when Precious pushed her hutt ass away from the dining table and said, "Fine! I'm not hungry anyway."

    Pure comedy.
     
  10. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Calling it: The title credits will be better than the actual show.

    And so far the Kathy Bates stuff has been better than the modern day material.
     
  11. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Apparently "horror" is defined by various camera angles and lenses.
     
  12. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Kudos on the killer vagina.

    Edit: Alright. The show has some potential to it. I can see certain plot points shown in the first episode creeping up down the way. But if this becomes another "I kilt da devil by shovin' her offa da railing" I'm fucking out.

    Edit 2: When Precious eats a cheeseburger, does a cow somewhere start screaming?
     
  13. MurphCO

    MurphCO Well-Known Member
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    Jessica Lange has quite a few good one liners, she must be a good egg in real life
     
  14. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    I totally forgot that AHS came back last night. You want to know why I forgot. Because I set my DVR to record IASIP and The League.

    So once again the question needs to be asked. Why the hell is FX having their shows and networks compete against each other in the ratings?
     
  15. MurphCO

    MurphCO Well-Known Member
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    and oh BTW you have to re-set if you had "American Horror Story Asylum" set because the name is different....it would be nice if it was just American Horror Story in the listing
     
  16. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    because no matter what you watch, their advertisers win
     
  17. Mags

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    Fuck I didn't know it was starting last night. Aw well, On Demand.
     
  18. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I just learned that the chick who played the daughter in the first season of AHS, wasn't in two, but is back in three is the younger sister of the chick who plays Norman Bates mom on Bates Motel.
     
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  19. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    What gave it away? It's not like their names were Vera and Taissa Smith. Weirdo.
     
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  20. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Jumped the shark in the second episode. I'm sadly impressed. Teenage Frankenstein Monster? Yeah, tapped out.
     
  21. Johnnyboy

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    Yeah... I'm kinda with you on that... My wife loves it though... so that just means I get more video game time while she watches this show. win for everyone.
     
  22. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Well that answers my question whether or not I was missing anything from season 3 of this show.
     
  23. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    frank-incest was almost as disturbing as precious finger blasting herself and less disturbing than boiling jizz
     
  24. AlanSmithee

    AlanSmithee Registered User

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    Very odd episode.

    The only parts which I enjoyed were the ones featuring Jessica Lange and Emma Roberts. I could care less about all the other over the top garbage.

    I could only hope that the Minotaur ripped Precious to little fat pieces.
     
  25. ginaf20697

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    Kathy Bates crying over Obama being president was pure awesomeness :)

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