American Prison System's Brutality.

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For black males, 1 in 9 (are in prison). There are more seventeen-year-old black people in jail than in college.
Yeah. Totally America's fault.

I bet the guy who stole the cookies probably had prior warrants for murdering a department store clerk.

But our prison system does suck a dick tip.
 

CougarHunter

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Every action has been criminalized. Every person is a criminal. Therefore if they want you, they have you. If you don't have the means to pay a decent shyster to buy your way out, you are mixing paint and welding bbq grills out of barrels before you know what the hell happened.

The mantra is that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Well, feel free to name all 4000 federal crimes.
 

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For black males, 1 in 9 (are in prison). There are more seventeen-year-old black people in jail than in college.
17-year-olds?

Um... Americans generally first attend "university" at 18. Fucking retarded statistic to consider 17-year-olds.
 
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Every action has been criminalized. Every person is a criminal. Therefore if they want you, they have you. If you don't have the means to pay a decent shyster to buy your way out, you are mixing paint and welding bbq grills out of barrels before you know what the hell happened.

The mantra is that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Well, feel free to name all 4000 federal crimes.
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Every action has been criminalized. Every person is a criminal. Therefore if they want you, they have you. If you don't have the means to pay a decent shyster to buy your way out, you are mixing paint and welding bbq grills out of barrels before you know what the hell happened.

The mantra is that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Well, feel free to name all 4000 federal crimes.
Question: Have you ever been in prison?

If so... were you baffled as to the reason why you were there?
 

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Every action has been criminalized. Every person is a criminal. Therefore if they want you, they have you. If you don't have the means to pay a decent shyster to buy your way out, you are mixing paint and welding bbq grills out of barrels before you know what the hell happened.

The mantra is that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Well, feel free to name all 4000 federal crimes.
I nominate this as retarded post of the day.
 

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Nearly 2 million Americans are incarcerated in the prison system, prison system, prison system of the U.S.
 

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Nearly 2 million Americans are incarcerated in the prison system, prison system, prison system of the U.S.
Yet that still leaves 97% of the population who are able to to decipher the 4000 federal crimes puzzle and keep themselves out of prison.

Even a dope like myself has managed to live outside of a cage for over four decades and counting... and I haven't exactly lived a monk's life by any stretch of the imagination.

It ain't rocket surgery.
 

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And where's the "brutality"?

Overzealous? Sure.

Brutal? Compared to some of the hellhole prisons throughout the rest of the world? Hardly brutal.
 

BIV

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Yet that still leaves 97% of the population who are able to to decipher the 4000 federal crimes puzzle and keep themselves out of prison.

Even a dope like myself has managed to live outside of a cage for over four decades and counting... and I haven't exactly lived a monk's life by any stretch of the imagination.

It ain't rocket surgery.
Exactly. I've never been in jail, never received a moving violation, never had a cop visit my front door. It's no accident.
 

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Interesting point about the business thing. Sounds like bullshit but i'll look into it.
 

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Who's that guy on the right? I feel like he did some Comedy Central show.
 

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Q: How many African-Americans are in prison?

A: Not enough.

Who gives a shit about the savages in the jails? They're right where they belong. Would you rather they be out on the streets?

I'll agree that the people who are locked up for drug possession/dealing(esp for marijuana) is bullshit. Take those people out of the equation and the people who are left in cages are right where they belong and the numbers aren't all that outrageous.

And fuck those British faggots. Let's tow their entire island across the Atlantic and park it right up next to Mexico and we'll see what happens to their prison population numbers.

Stupid limeys... like you can even compare yourselves to the US with our teeming masses of savage givesmedats and the beaners streaming across our southern border. Shut your bloody gobs, ya jolly big gits.
 

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I've been in the prison business 13 years. The criminal justice system as a whole is a business, never ever delude yourself into thinking that it's not.
 

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I've been in the prison business 13 years. The criminal justice system as a whole is a business, never ever delude yourself into thinking that it's not.
Gee... and all this time here I was thinking the prison system was a benevolent institution operating in a symbiotic harmony with society... like the fucking Prisoner Peace Corps n' shit.

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I think con artists should get a better deal. To be a con artist, you have to be smart. You have to actually contribute to society in order to swing things your way.
 

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I think con artists should get a better deal. To be a con artist, you have to be smart. You have to actually contribute to society in order to swing things your way.
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Just because you're smart doesn't mean you're actually contributing to society.

Sent from my fucking phone, so I'm going to misspell shit.