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BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#1
Fuck you and fuck your cigars.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
Feb 20, 2006
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#2
You could always use another cigar cutter, am I right?
 

Josh_R

Registered User
Jan 29, 2005
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#3
I fucking despise this commercial. I hope Vinny V has a stroke.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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#6
I'm assuming all city guys talk this way, all the time. Is that about right?
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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Seattle
#8
PUH ZOW!!

Fuck yerself
 

loganfield

I am a silly goose.
Dec 1, 2005
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I fucking despise this commercial. I hope Vinny V has a stroke.
Mouth Cancer....

The Five
5. Famous-Smoke.com
4. Bel Ray motorcycle oil
3. Doublemyspeed.com
2. Windham
1. Ashley Madison
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
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#12
Mouth Cancer....

The Five
5. Famous-Smoke.com
4. Bel Ray motorcycle oil
3. Doublemyspeed.com
2. Windham
1. Ashley Madison
Miss Harry Discount
 

icculus1284

Registered User
May 16, 2007
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#14
Mouth Cancer....

The Five
5. Famous-Smoke.com
4. Bel Ray motorcycle oil
3. Doublemyspeed.com
2. Windham
1. Ashley Madison
Pre pass while the other guy. Waits. In. Line

Adam and eve static commercials are terrible too.

Windham is really fucking bad, I agree.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
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#15
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I have to press the "paper shuffling" sound.
 

loganfield

I am a silly goose.
Dec 1, 2005
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#16
Pre pass while the other guy. Waits. In. Line

Adam and eve static commercials are terrible too.

Windham is really fucking bad, I agree.
They gotta change that promo code from doll....everytime I hear it, she says dull...a couple that still ring a bell are Ronnie DEUTSCH and that other credit repair service with the old Jewish couple...can't remember their names...those were channel changers.
 

Josh_R

Registered User
Jan 29, 2005
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Akron, Ohio
#19
Anyone notice that one of the commercials (I think it's one of those franchise "opportunities") has the phone number (XXX) 867-5309, as in the shitty 80's song.

How about the one that pretends to be a "breaking news" event where they say "we'll be right back to the music in a minute, but first..." except O&A isn't a music channel.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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#20
Do they play the Dave Smith Dodge dealer all over the place or can they make local commercials? I know it is the biggest Dodge dealer in the country, but I can't see someone from Florida wanting to drive to far north Idaho for a peecup.

But anyway, fuck Dave Smith Dodge and his wrong accenting spokesdouche.
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
May 21, 2005
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#22
I thought I could never buy a house for $39 a month!!!!

you may be paying too much for rent too

ssshhuuuuddddddd uppppppppp skanky whore


and I hate the live united ads too

screw united way and their corrupt leaders
 
Oct 4, 2004
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#23
Mouth Cancer....

The Five
5. Famous-Smoke.com
4. Bel Ray motorcycle oil
3. Doublemyspeed.com
2. Windham
1. Ashley Madison
No list of bad commercials on Sirius-XM is complete without... THE HEARTS OF ROMAINE!

And any ad that closes with repeating the phone number four fucking times in a row.

There's 200 channels on the platform. Commercial breaks are a great time to check them out.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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#24
Don't forget Jason Ellis.

extreme
 
Sep 28, 2010
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Fuck you Discount Harry
Fuck you ronnie doitch
Fuck off crusty old cougar girls
Fuck you green pass

and I was listening to the CNN live feed today on xm and I heard a O and A commercial. If I didn't know who they were I would have chalked them up to be dorks....