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Andy Rooney hospitalized..serious condition..who saw this coming???

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  1. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I did..place your bets.
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=678005&GT1=28102
     
  2. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Ever notice the end of your life?
     
  3. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Long time comin.....Good Luck Bro!
     
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    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    You ever notice how even minor surgery isn't so minor when you're 92?
     
  8. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Okay, I literally LOL'ed
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    What's the deal with surgeons? They don't have increased energy, and if they do, they're not putting it on anything!
     
  10. Myhairygrundle

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    Did ya ever wonder why the undertaker comes to measure you before surgery at age 92?

    And what's with hospital food?
     
  11. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    You ever notice the grim reaper?
     
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    When you make that your entire life it happens all the time. That is why I think JoePa doesnt want to retire, he will look like he aged very quickly and probably wont live that long. I dont think I will have that problem with any job I have
     
  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Didja ever notice the hospital chaplain giving you looks like he knows something you dont?
     
  15. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    Good one.
     
  16. Don the Radio Guy

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    Did ya ever notice that there's always one guy that doesn't get the joke?
     
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    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Did ya ever notice how different this thread is from the Patrice thread?
     
  18. lockjaaaaww

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    Ever notice when someone steps down they don't live long afterwords? Take Steve Jobs for example.


    But seriously I always like Andy Rooney, Hope for the best.
     
  19. Don the Radio Guy

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    Did ya ever notice the same joke 10 posts back?

     
  20. English Gent

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    "D'ya ever notice your family asking the doctors to up your morphine dose 'to help you along'?"
     
  21. JimsInfectedEye

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    It reminds me that these things happen in threes, or so I'm told. If the run is on fat opinionated has beens I suspect Axles number must be near. Looks like I have to go seems someone left a light on.
     
  23. DanaReevesLungs

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    UPDATE: He's dead!

    Link

    More at link.
     
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    How did it haaaphen
     
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