Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Hudson, Oct 25, 2011.
I did..place your bets.
Ever notice the end of your life?
Do the right thing and die.
Long time comin.....Good Luck Bro!
D'ya ever notice how you smell burning hair and mughhhehabeahaea...
Doncha hate it when God needs a washed up commentator?
You ever notice how even minor surgery isn't so minor when you're 92?
Okay, I literally LOL'ed
What's the deal with surgeons? They don't have increased energy, and if they do, they're not putting it on anything!
Did ya ever wonder why the undertaker comes to measure you before surgery at age 92?
And what's with hospital food?
You ever notice the grim reaper?
Did ya ever notice how some people just die after they quit their jobs?
When you make that your entire life it happens all the time. That is why I think JoePa doesnt want to retire, he will look like he aged very quickly and probably wont live that long. I dont think I will have that problem with any job I have
Didja ever notice the hospital chaplain giving you looks like he knows something you dont?
Did ya ever notice that there's always one guy that doesn't get the joke?
Did ya ever notice how different this thread is from the Patrice thread?
Ever notice when someone steps down they don't live long afterwords? Take Steve Jobs for example.
But seriously I always like Andy Rooney, Hope for the best.
Did ya ever notice the same joke 10 posts back?
"D'ya ever notice your family asking the doctors to up your morphine dose 'to help you along'?"
"Didja ever notice the numbers going down on your blood pressure monitor? I have. Its not fun."
It reminds me that these things happen in threes, or so I'm told. If the run is on fat opinionated has beens I suspect Axles number must be near. Looks like I have to go seems someone left a light on.
UPDATE: He's dead!
More at link.
How did it haaaphen
I’ve learned….to live 6ft under!