Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Jan 5, 2013.
as long as they don't fart on the food, who cares?
I'm sure Bloomy is working on it.
He is the type that enjoys things going into his ass rather than coming out of it.
The guy is a troll. Whether he is an actual chef or not, the craigslist post is basically an effort to troll. It relates to the post I made in the thread about online anonymity. If he was required to post his real name, it wouldn't be an issue. Anyone could Google his name and realize he isn't a chef, or he would be fired forthwith if he was a chef. But since he's anonymous, he trolled the two blogs who did write-ups about his post - whether it actually happened or not.
Don't they have enough to do without farting on people?
Anyone who works in close proximity to others for any period of time will fart on others and be farted on by others. It's unavoidable really.
I worked with a guy who farted into his cupped hand, yell "Asian hand grenade!" and literally threw it in my face. Occupational hazard.
Meh, I worked with an old tweaker years ago who refused to use the jobsite Porta potties and would drop trow on the curb of new home jobsites and scream "TWO PLY!" over and over while shat. Thank god he didn't toss it too.
In a row?
I was shopping with my wife the other day and I went to a rack of clothes off in a corner let off a rather vile gasser. These two Mexican ladies came around the corner and walked right into it. They ran away in horror from it. They knew it was me and I could here them saying in Spanish "Dios mio, algo fue a dentro el culo de este hue y se morio!" I was laughing my ass off.
I wasn't aware that it had an actual name.
He was an Asian guy and this was back in 97-98. Not sure if things have changed since then. Dude was a marksman with that shit though, that is one hell of a skill.
She'll just ban foods known to increase flatulence, mostly vegetables. This will cause nanny-state NYC liberals' heads to explode.
I have an odd habit of cupping and tossing one at Mrs. SC while standing at the front desks of restaurants and saying loudly while I'm doing it, "Oh yea! Git some! You love it! You love it!"
She's little so it is easy to hit her in the face.
If you ban farts only criminals will be able to fart. Where will we be then?
If you need someone to fart, just call a cop.
I used to Dutch Oven my girlfriend all the time. What woke her up wasn't the Dutch Oven per se, but the bed shaking from me giggling.
Your sleeping on a cheap mattress.
Eat fresh monkey head soup and cabbage wrapped snake dicks and those fuckers can be palmed like a fast ball.
Cribs don't offer the support of my Sealy, but you do what you have to do.