Anonymous NYC Chef Claims In Craigslist Post To Have Farted On All 37 Employees

Dec 8, 2004
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Chefs make their careers out of tastefulness, so it's a little unsettling when a chef boasts about his or her's propensity for flatulence, and in particular, flatulence directed towards other people.

In a bizarre Craigslist post that has since been removed, an anonymous chef claiming to work in the West Village says he or she's farted on "all 37" of his or her co-workers.

Grub Street reports that the chef confessed to being fairly well-known:

"I dont know if I would call myself world famous. But I am definitely known in and around NYC," adding that he's had "several specials on foodnetwork [sic]."​
"I think I will post the story of every single persons very own and original fart on here every night for 37 nights...Some are really good ones, some are just farts, but I will let you be the judge."​

We're not sure if we believe the bizarre account quite yet. Penis dumplings? Sure. But farting chefs? If anyone has any more information, or is one of the chef's alleged victims, let us know in the comments below!
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May 24, 2004
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The guy is a troll. Whether he is an actual chef or not, the craigslist post is basically an effort to troll. It relates to the post I made in the thread about online anonymity. If he was required to post his real name, it wouldn't be an issue. Anyone could Google his name and realize he isn't a chef, or he would be fired forthwith if he was a chef. But since he's anonymous, he trolled the two blogs who did write-ups about his post - whether it actually happened or not.
 

MetalBender

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Anyone who works in close proximity to others for any period of time will fart on others and be farted on by others. It's unavoidable really.
 

fletcher

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Anyone who works in close proximity to others for any period of time will fart on others and be farted on by others. It's unavoidable really.
I worked with a guy who farted into his cupped hand, yell "Asian hand grenade!" and literally threw it in my face. Occupational hazard.
 

MetalBender

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I worked with a guy who farted into his cupped hand, yell "Asian hand grenade!" and literally threw it in my face. Occupational hazard.
Meh, I worked with an old tweaker years ago who refused to use the jobsite Porta potties and would drop trow on the curb of new home jobsites and scream "TWO PLY!" over and over while shat. Thank god he didn't toss it too.
 

LiddyRules

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In a row?
 

Party Rooster

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I was shopping with my wife the other day and I went to a rack of clothes off in a corner let off a rather vile gasser. These two Mexican ladies came around the corner and walked right into it. They ran away in horror from it. They knew it was me and I could here them saying in Spanish "Dios mio, algo fue a dentro el culo de este hue y se morio!" I was laughing my ass off.
 

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I worked with a guy who farted into his cupped hand, yell "Asian hand grenade!" and literally threw it in my face. Occupational hazard.
I wasn't aware that it had an actual name.
 

fletcher

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I wasn't aware that it had an actual name.
He was an Asian guy and this was back in 97-98. Not sure if things have changed since then. Dude was a marksman with that shit though, that is one hell of a skill.
 

SatansCheerledr

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I have an odd habit of cupping and tossing one at Mrs. SC while standing at the front desks of restaurants and saying loudly while I'm doing it, "Oh yea! Git some! You love it! You love it!"

She's little so it is easy to hit her in the face.
 

CougarHunter

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I have an odd habit of cupping and tossing one at Mrs. SC while standing at the front desks of restaurants and saying loudly while I'm doing it, "Oh yea! Git some! You love it! You love it!"

She's little so it is easy to hit her in the face.
I used to Dutch Oven my girlfriend all the time. What woke her up wasn't the Dutch Oven per se, but the bed shaking from me giggling.
 
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He was an Asian guy and this was back in 97-98. Not sure if things have changed since then. Dude was a marksman with that shit though, that is one hell of a skill.
Eat fresh monkey head soup and cabbage wrapped snake dicks and those fuckers can be palmed like a fast ball.