Another College School Shooting

Kid Brock

No longer VegasBrock
#2
NIU is my alma mater and my phone has been ringing off the hook with people I used to go there with. Another emo kid whose parents will blame the rest of society because their kid lost his mind.
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
#3
School shootings are hack now.
 

Kid Brock

No longer VegasBrock
#4
If you can imagine your typical college lecture hall classroom setup with the stage in front and the seats going up from there. The entrance is at the top of the class room looking down towards the stage. Well this kid came in from a non-used side door down by the stage and then just stood there firing into the students.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#6
What a horrible kill ratio.

Not only is this kid a supreme loser at life by murdering innocent people, but his shooting skills/choice of caliber were sub-par.
 
#7
I don't believe it. It can't happen because schools are "Gun-Free" zones and they aren't permitted. He must have used a pocket knife or something.

This is fucking enough man, they need to allow CHL carriers to arm themselves at school so they can kill these fucking losers on the spot.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#8
What a horrible kill ratio.

Not only is this kid a supreme loser at life by murdering innocent people, but his shooting skills/choice of caliber were sub-par.
well at least he's going to get assist points.......
 

TheDrip

I'm bi-winning.
#9
With a little more practice he could be a valuable member of the GAAY clan.
 

Kid Brock

No longer VegasBrock
#11
5 dead including the gunman now. Pussy shot himself before anyone else could get to him and he went with the standard black trench coat look. Geez, I bet this kid hasn't wanted to do this since Columbine.
 

Deadbent

You can go fuck.
#12
"It's like this : What's more fun than sliced wrists?
Kill that teacher that you hate and spray twenty-five kids."


Here's a nice uplifting ditty to listen to while you read the thread.
It's a Columbine/School shooting inspired tune, and despite its genre... is pretty well written and amusing. Topical as well.

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I've a good seven buddies up there right now I can't get a hold of online or off. Heh.

It's not like these are fucking criminally related / motivated shootings that go on at the fucking campuses, though.
This isn't the landscape of urbanized crime, and related motives.

There are no shootings on a campus when Tyrone steals Juans kilos of coke and later sees him in a fucking Grecian literature class.
There's no one going out and shooting 20 people because their prostitution or crack selling ring was broken up by a new student who just moved in.
No one is licking off shots from a belltower on college campuses because a new gang arrived and they happened to wear a different color of neon purple shoe laces to the fucking glee club meetings. No.




Until parents stop raising their pussy-ass children to be pussies who have no problem solving skills... who pull guns and simply kill what they can't deal with...
Until parents stop raising awful wretches of socially and emotionally underdeveloped asshole kids who have the tendencies to pick on pussies like that...
This shit's gonna keep going on and on and on, and on.
And to me?
Good.


Almost willing to bet this is some issue of a nerd being socially fucked with, etc, etc... and he just let the dipshits who were responsible or something(and everyone else within collateral damage range) have it.
 

Kid Brock

No longer VegasBrock
#13
Deadbent you know how Dekalb is, it is a farm town with a school. This kid is going to end up being some middle class dope from either Rockford or Naperville that had too much time on his emo hands.
 

Jerry1

Megatron Star!
#14
Ok, how long til we all have to start praying, seeing everybody wearing or displaying NIU logos and some network exclusively broadcasts a "manifesto"?
 

Deadbent

You can go fuck.
#15
true enough bro, i was hoping it was anyone but an asian. Dunno how the boys would be able to make funny about that anymore. :(
 
#16
Deadbent you know how Dekalb is, it is a farm town with a school. This kid is going to end up being some middle class dope from either Rockford or Naperville that had too much time on his emo hands.
As long as it isnt Ottawa and or somebody i know. This is too fucking close for me i know people there now.
 

burky79

62 75 72 6b 79 37 39
#17
what a shit dick, loser fuck face. why involve everyone else in your petty bullshit.

if you want to kill yourself, blow your head off when no one is around.

don't be a dickless loser and bring the party to a halt. fucking selfish ass clown.

suicide is for idiots that are self absorbed ass holes.

grow up.

that's right, you can't ... you're dead.

fuck you.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#18
5 dead including the gunman now. Pussy shot himself before anyone else could get to him and he went with the standard black trench coat look. Geez, I bet this kid hasn't wanted to do this since Columbine.
Damn... Cho beat him 28. Pwned by a slope. Epic fail.

Dressed in black... HAAAAAAACK!
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#19
what a shit dick, loser fuck face. why involve everyone else in your petty bullshit.

if you want to kill yourself, blow your head off when no one is around.

don't be a dickless loser and bring the party to a halt. fucking selfish ass clown.

suicide is for idiots that are self absorbed ass holes.

grow up.

that's right, you can't ... you're dead.

fuck you.
Right?

I'm telling you... forget hiring more security gaurds. What we need to do is hire slutty chicks to walk through college campuses and just give blowjobs to every loser dude dressed in black.

Nip this kind of shit right in the bud it would.
 

burky79

62 75 72 6b 79 37 39
#20
Right?

I'm telling you... forget hiring more security gaurds. What we need to do is hire slutty chicks to walk through college campuses and just give blowjobs to every loser dude dressed in black.

Nip this kind of shit right in the bud it would.
:clap::icon_bigg:clap::icon_bigg:clap:

hahahah, BJ's bring an end to school shootings!

I like that headline and you may be right. :)
 

Plunkies

Registered User
#21
Hypothetically, I can understand shooting some people if you're going to off yourself. I mean, you might as well take a few with you since you essentially have a one time use, get out of jail free card. But why random college kids? Why not get rid of someone everyone hates like OJ Simpson or Shirley Phelps Roper or a room full of lawyers. Not that I'm saying anyone should kill people...BUT if they have to they could at least do something nice for the world. But noooooo, they have to go do things that will fuck up cool stuff like guns and video games. I LIKE guns and video games! At least use a samurai sword or a chainsaw or something...Fucking inconsiderate douches.

Huh? Oh...uh...Thoughts and prayers...Tragic....Jesus...etc.
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#22
FUCK NBC!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEIR FUCKING GOAT CUNTS WITH UNCLIPPED COCKS UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Motherfucking shitheads for releasing that asshole's "manifesto" shit back in April, and then that liberal apologist hack Olberman defending their decision to do so.

Oh, no, this little twat wasn't inspired in any fucking way by seeing that shit, was he?

My condolences to you people, VegasBrock.

VMS, Virginia Tech Class of '01.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#24
:clap::icon_bigg:clap::icon_bigg:clap:

hahahah, BJ's bring an end to school shootings!

I like that headline and you may be right. :)
May be right? Sir... you insult me.

:action-sm
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#25
Right?

I'm telling you... forget hiring more security gaurds. What we need to do is hire slutty chicks to walk through college campuses and just give blowjobs to every loser dude dressed in black.

Nip this kind of shit right in the bud it would.
This might work, until one of the losers falls in love with a slut and goes on a shooting rampage because she was sucking off other losers.

Losers are like savages. Once a loser, always a loser.
 
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