Another One For The Perve Switch File

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Dentist Claims Breast Rubs Appropriate
WOODLAND, Calif. (AP) - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.

Attorney Robert Zaro told administrative law judge Jonathan Lew at a hearing Thursday that he should let Anderson keep his dental license while disciplinary appeals proceed. Anderson would be supervised by two assistants and would no longer do the chest rubs, Zaro said.

Zaro said Anderson, 48, of Woodland, needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense.

The judge made no immediate decision.
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/dentist-claims-breast-rubs-appropriate/n20071012165409990023
 

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Sounds reasonable.
 
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That's it! next time I hear of a girl having a toothache, I'll grab her tits! (sweet)

Zaro said Anderson, 48, of Woodland, needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense.
nope... this guy has no issues with sexual control... nooo way.
 

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I just find it funny..."oh your Jaw hurts? Lemme rub those tits! I guarantee the pain in your jaw will go away!"
That is one of the oldest jokes in the book! Albeit, with a new twist!
 

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Wonder if he billed them extra for the massage?
 

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"And sometimes when they need a tooth cleaning, it's good to massage their clitoris with something long and hard."
 

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WOODLAND, Calif. (AP) - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases.
Yeah... those cases involving hot chicks with big tits.
 

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I bet you none of the girls were ugly.
 
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