Another wardrobe malfunction

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NuttyJim

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I'd angry fuck her .
 

Yesterdays Hero

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I'd angry fuck her .
This. Been saying it for years now. Have that angry doggy position (where you squat behind her to get your hog in uncomfortably deep), with a handful of her hair yanked up high, all the while screaming at her to say that she's a dirty tot mom with a cunt full of dick.

I like to hate her a lot. She exemplifies so many ills of humanity. I'd be mildly disappointed to see her fade away.
 

afternoonquil

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With nostrils like that she must pick her nose at least 8 hours a day.
 

NuttyJim

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Agreed. I think all the people who say they would "hate fuck" Nancy Grace are talking about hating their own dick.
No way bro, I bet she gives a hell of a blowjob and although she may be a little loose from those kids she just had, the pussy can be that bad. Shit, half of you motherfuckers wouldnt throw her out of your bed just for the story afterwards.
 

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No way bro, I bet she gives a hell of a blowjob and although she may be a little loose from those kids she just had, the pussy can be that bad. Shit, half of you motherfuckers wouldnt throw her out of your bed just for the story afterwards.
No. Just no.
 

afternoonquil

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No way bro, I bet she gives a hell of a blowjob and although she may be a little loose from those kids she just had, the pussy can be that bad. Shit, half of you motherfuckers wouldnt throw her out of your bed just for the story afterwards.
Sounds to me like u have a piggy woman fetish. You should bang the fat Bertha from whatz eating gilbert grape.

It would be a great lay and afterwards you have a 700 lb bean bag chair to rest on.
 

Arch Stanton

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They are so pushed up, that nipple is on her shoulder. And I would have guessed pink nip.
 

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This. Been saying it for years now. Have that angry doggy position (where you squat behind her to get your hog in uncomfortably deep), with a handful of her hair yanked up high, all the while screaming at her to say that she's a dirty tot mom with a cunt full of dick.

I like to hate her a lot. She exemplifies so many ills of humanity. I'd be mildly disappointed to see her fade away.
i love that idea but i would be fucking her asshole with a baseball bat
 

Yesterdays Hero

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The funniest part is that she's said that it was a pasty, not a nipple. Apparently she thinks we're all retarded.

I would fuck her with a chainsaw.
 

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Nip slip wasn't a nip slip?

Nancy Grace Denies You Saw Her Boob: ‘I Have Been Judged Guilty Without A Trial’
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by Jon Bershad | 1:34 pm, September 28th, 2011
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On Monday night, the world was shocked, shocked when, after all the hand-wringing over Chaz Bono’s fiendish insistence on existing, it actually seemed that HLN’s Nancy Grace was the one to plunge our nation’s children into depravity. The worst depravity of all in fact, the depravity of a briefly viewed human female breast! However, Grace has spoken out, denying that that slightly different shade of pink that we saw for a second was actually her nipple.

Thank God. I guess my children won’t be going to Hell after all.

Here’s what she told the good folks at TMZ:

“‘When I got dressed, I was wearing Petals (nipple covers) and an industrial strength bra … my dancing dress also had a bra sewn into it.’

Nancy adds, ‘I have been judged guilty without a trial … I will go to my grave denying the nip slip.’”

Judged guilty without a trial! I’m appalled! That’s not the way America’s supposed to work. Here in America, people are supposed to get a trial. Then they’re supposed to be judged guilty anyway no matter what.

Right, Nancy?

From the superficial:

Nancy Grace Was Wearing Nipple Pasties That Look Exactly Like Nipples

September 28th, 2011 // 55 Comments

Monday night Nancy Grace flashed what I’d say without a reasonable doubt was a nipple on Dancing With The Stars, except she’s adamantly asserting her innocence and has now taken to Twitter where she posted the above pic of her “Breast Petal” pasties along with claiming she wore an “industrial strength bra” because apparently Nancy Grace wants you to know her tits are the goddamn Hulk. Anyway, Casey Anthony laughing at the delicious irony aside, this is like me taping another man’s penis on top of my penis then going, “I don’t want people to see my penis.” Then again, there’s usually duct tape involved which hides a lot of the shaft, bad example. Can I start over?
 

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Gotta call bullshit. I've seen these things in stores, and they're actually lighter colored than flesh tone. What I see in that picture is darker and doesn't have a sharp defined edge to it like one of these would.
 

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I ain't gonna lie, I'd bang the shit out of her.

Those are the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.