Ant got Catfished or how an elderly shockjock bought a 39 y/o dude an iPad

The Keeed

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@AnthonyCumia said:
RT @beelzebill That's insane, man. I just Googled Alyssa Arquette. What a mindfuck! -Yup, @SelfCuttingGirl was a total catfish!

RT @ksilva86 So @SelfCuttingGirl is a man? -39 yr old guy from GA. named Darin with a wife & Daughter. Got pix from Alyssa Arquette in MI.

RT @MarkMazza @AnthonyCumia Did you ever actually skype with @SelfCuttingGirl -What are you nuts!

RT @jeniferferris wait WTF she was fake??? I dont know why I thought you'd met her. -Contrary to pop belief, I don't go meeting 15yr olds!

Good bye @SelfCuttingGirl http://twitpic.com/cl2423
RIP @SelfCuttingGirl aka @ParamoreCunt :(:(:(

@ParamoreCunt said:
Who the fuck sent me a iPad from my amazon!!!!! I only put it on as a joke. It cost to much!!!! I can't accept it. No I can. Wait. No
 
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ruckstande

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I don't follow Twitter that closely to understand what this is about. Who is talking to who?
 

Creasy Bear

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I don't follow Twitter that closely to understand what this is about. Who is talking to who?
The creepy old man was talking to the creepy old man.

That's all you need to know... that's all you want to know.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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#5
In related news...
phillyfranko got Catfished by KaraBoo or how a Guy Fieri clone was stood up at a restaurant overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.

-joke for 3 people.
 

whiskeyguy

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#10
The creepy old man was talking to the creepy old man.

That's all you need to know... that's all you want to know.
We've had over a decade of technological advancement and the entire internet is still an AOL chat room.
 

fletcher

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#11
Where's the young lass been lately? Haven't seen her around.
The best "she" could get on the line was PF so she just up and quit.

Edit: Seems the twitter account is gone too. What a shame.
 
#12
The best "she" could get on the line was PF so she just up and quit.

Edit: Seems the twitter account is gone too. What a shame.
It tried to hook me. Tried to strike up a conversation about Star Wars because I had **** Ewok as an avatar.
 

Neon

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#13
I know a couple of people who have been suspicious about "her" for a while now. I had very little interaction with that account so I never really questioned the identity.
 

Hudson

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#14
Didn't they talk about Ant buying an Ipad for someone months ago?
 

fletcher

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#19
Kind of a long way to get a $400 iPad
A free iPad is still a free iPad. Then again the dude working the long con pretending to be a teenage girl is fucking strange.
 

phillyfranko

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#20
Where's the young lass been lately? Haven't seen her around.
she sent me some HOT pics via E mail...but last message I got from her via Facebook, asked if I wanted to see herr titties. Before I could say YES, I think her mean Foster mom took down her FB and Twitter accts...I tried E Mailing her...no response :(

Either that or FBF and or Konstantin K were catfishing the hell out of me...if so ...Bravo Sir...you Got Me !!!
 
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Konstantin K

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she sent me some HOT pics via E mail...but last message I got from her via Facebook, asked if I wanted to see herr titties. Before I could say YES, I think her mean Foster mom took down her FB and Twitter accts...I tried E Mailing her...no response :(
She's probably just playing hard to get. You gotta show some persistence so she knows you're still interested. Be sure to keep us abreast of the situation.
 

phillyfranko

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#22
She's probably just playing hard to get. You gotta show some persistence so she knows you're still interested. Be sure to keep us abreast of the situation.
breast of the situation...will do...She agreed to dinner and a movie and to go camping with me at Assateague Island on the ocean in MD.
 

weeniewawa

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#23
she sent me some HOT pics via E mail...but last message I got from her via Facebook, asked if I wanted to see herr titties. Before I could say YES, I think her mean Foster mom took down her FB and Twitter accts...I tried E Mailing her...no response :(

Either that or FBF and or Konstantin K were catfishing the hell out of me...if so ...Bravo Sir...you Got Me !!!
sounds like Ant would have liked to see some "herr" titties
 

Buster H

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she sent me some HOT pics via E mail...but last message I got from her via Facebook, asked if I wanted to see herr titties. Before I could say YES, I think her mean Foster mom took down her FB and Twitter accts...I tried E Mailing her...no response :(

Either that or FBF and or Konstantin K were catfishing the hell out of me...if so ...Bravo Sir...you Got Me !!!
holy shit dude.... if a "girl" that admits she's under 18 offers you a shot of titties, you fucking RUN....
 
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