Anthony Bourdain is a Spooky Ghost

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Huntington's Disease runs in my family. If I would have tested positive for the gene, I would have punched my ticket.
 

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What would you classify as a "crippling disability?"
Not being able to complete core bodily functions without assistance, long term. General movement, organ functions, etc. And I believe the definition should be fairly loose.
 

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Nah, gotta go through all the wacky shenanigans to make it look like a tragic accident if you want the pay out. Paying out for straight up suicide is like expecting to get paid for working without actually doing any work---just ain't natural.
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Bankruptcy? A second job? Living with debt? It seems like there would be a way out better than depriving his children of their father. I don't really see his family being in such a bad place financially, in America, where that would be justified.

Now if you wanted an extreme case, such as the mob was trying to find you and would harm your family to do so, unless you were dead. Sure, that may be a brave suicide.

I think the only person you owe your life to is your child. When people talk about suicide being selfish, that's where I agree. Spouse, extended family, friends? I think they're selfish for demanding you live for them when you don't want to.



I have the theory that every person who "accidentally" shot themselves while cleaning their gun committed suicide. Throw your cleaning kit on the table, blow your brains out, and now it's an accident and life insurance pays out. Just don't leave a note like a needy douche and your family gets some cash.
My thought on the whole subject is that I absolutely understand why some people kill themselves and in many cases I don’t judge. I become more judgemental when you have young kids. Bourdain’s girl is 11 and now she’s doomed to the straight to porn and drug addiction road. I have a 7 year old boy and no matter how much I get down sometimes I’m horrified at the thought of leaving him fatherless. If you gotta do it at least wait until your children are old enough where it wouldn’t completely fuck them up mentally for life.

Weak reasons I’m also more judgemental toward, like over a chick. Or being a tranny who throws itself in front of a truck, traumatizing the driver because even though it had friends, it’s parents were slightly insentive to it. Or setting yourself on fire protesting Trump or some stupid shit. Or forcing a cop to shoot you. Or if you’re very advantaged and had the means to seek he best treatment (though we don’t know for sure yet what might have been going on with Bourdain)
 

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My thought on the whole subject is that I absolutely understand why some people kill themselves and in many cases I don’t judge. I become more judgemental when you have young kids. Bourdain’s girl is 11 and now she’s doomed to the straight to porn and drug addiction road. I have a 7 year old boy and no matter how much I get down sometimes I’m horrified at the thought of leaving him fatherless. If you gotta do it at least wait until your children are old enough where it wouldn’t completely fuck them up mentally for life.

Weak reasons I’m also more judgemental toward, like over a chick. Or being a tranny who throws itself in front of a truck, traumatizing the driver because even though it had friends, it’s parents were slightly insentive to it. Or setting yourself on fire protesting Trump or some stupid shit. Or forcing a cop to shoot you. Or if you’re very advantaged and had the means to seek he best treatment (though we don’t know for sure yet what might have been going on with Bourdain)
I wasn't on board until you called the transexual "it." Then I was like ROCK AND ROLL ELECTRIC GUITAR.
 

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Donald Trump made a very astute point that flew over the heads of people who only wanted to hear Trump Sexually assaults women by grabbing their pussies. Just being on TV on a regular basis is enough to draw thousands of women who will want to bang you just because you're famous. Top that off with being the Star of the Show, having a glamorous career as top line chef, traveling to exotic places all over the world and having rugged good lucks and being in with cool hip Hollywood crowd. Bourdain could have lived like Hugh Hefner with a different hot Euro-Babe every night of the week while sniffing lines of coke off their velvety ass cheeks.
 

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My thought on the whole subject is that I absolutely understand why some people kill themselves and in many cases I don’t judge. I become more judgemental when you have young kids. Bourdain’s girl is 11 and now she’s doomed to the straight to porn and drug addiction road. I have a 7 year old boy and no matter how much I get down sometimes I’m horrified at the thought of leaving him fatherless. If you gotta do it at least wait until your children are old enough where it wouldn’t completely fuck them up mentally for life.

Weak reasons I’m also more judgemental toward, like over a chick. Or being a tranny who throws itself in front of a truck, traumatizing the driver because even though it had friends, it’s parents were slightly insentive to it. Or setting yourself on fire protesting Trump or some stupid shit. Or forcing a cop to shoot you. Or if you’re very advantaged and had the means to seek he best treatment (though we don’t know for sure yet what might have been going on with Bourdain)
That's why I say go out so it's not obvious. Try free climbing half dome. Go scuba diving and cut a hole in your respirator hose. You're dead, everyone (including your kids and the insurance company) thinks it's an accident... win/win. And maybe you'll find something that renews your desire to live.
 

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Donald Trump made a very astute point that flew over the heads of people who only wanted to hear Trump Sexually assaults women by grabbing their pussies. Just being on TV on a regular basis is enough to draw thousands of women who will want to bang you just because you're famous. Top that off with being the Star of the Show, having a glamorous career as top line chef, traveling to exotic places all over the world and having rugged good lucks and being in with cool hip Hollywood crowd. Bourdain could have lived like Hugh Hefner with a different hot Euro-Babe every night of the week while sniffing lines of coke off their velvety ass cheeks.
I said the exact same thing to my wife yesterday, Bourdain was basically a rockstar. If he actually did kill himself over that cheating fucking hoebag I’ve lost all respect for him, and that batshit crazy rose McGowan saying “they were free as birds” bullshit, the girlfriend was a cheating whore “open relationships” NEVER end well EVER especially when the chick actually believes it and can’t keep her legs closed
 

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Maybe he went Vegan and took his own advice.

“Vegans Should Kill Themselves”. - Anthony Bourdain
 

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I said the exact same thing to my wife yesterday, Bourdain was basically a rockstar. If he actually did kill himself over that cheating fucking hoebag I’ve lost all respect for him,
From the paparazzo:

Barillari snapped the two dancing after dinner at Ristorante Camponeschi. “Everyone looked at them,” he told La Verità. “She looked like a possessed doll . . . a scene of crazy sensuality.”

When Argento realized she and Clément had been photographed, she asked Barillari to delete the shots, he said.
https://pagesix.com/2018/06/12/papa...a-argento-with-french-reporter-regrets-shots/

that batshit crazy rose McGowan saying “they were free as birds” bullshit, the girlfriend was a cheating whore “open relationships” NEVER end well EVER especially when the chick actually believes it and can’t keep her legs closed
seems like the ho's having her friend do post-suicide spin and damage control for her:

But Argento’s friend, actress and fellow Weinstein accuser Rose McGowan, released a statement Monday saying, in part, that Bourdain and Argento were in a “free relationship” and “loved without the borders of traditional relationships.”
(emphasis added)

https://pagesix.com/2018/06/12/papa...a-argento-with-french-reporter-regrets-shots/
 
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No guy wants to be in a "free relationship" unless it means that his girl wants to have sex with other women while he's there.
 

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No guy wants to be in a "free relationship" unless it means that his girl wants to have sex with other women while he's there.
Even that can go sour, I honestly know a dude who’s old lady left him for the slit
 

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The rabid Trump hater was a literal cuck? They should start investigating this case as a homicide, because he was clearly murdered by meme magic.