Anthony Bourdain Really Hates Cadillacs

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I had no idea where to put this thread, so here:

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Anthony Bourdain Really Hates Cadillacs

November 8th, 2012 // 26 Comments


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When we last left Anthony Bourdain he was mocking Paula Deen for turning her diabetes diagnosis into a pharmaceutical endorsement deals that fleeces everyone else she pumped full of butter fried sugar, sugah. This time around he’s biting the hand that feeds him after The Travel Channel decided to slap a bunch of Cadillacs in promo spots for No Reservations, making it look like he’s shilling for GM. This lead to a series of hilarious angry tweets involving splooging all over dashboards, so immediately my interest was piqued. Via E! News:
“F–king Cadillac. Greedy venal #travelchannel ad sales motherf–kers,” he railed in one post.
“I do NOT drive a Cadillac. And now I never will. #travelchannel,” he castigated in another.
He didn’t stop there: Bourdain, who’s no stranger to verbal throwdowns (hello, Paula Deen!), then launched into a bunch of Sopranos-worthy tweets about whacking people and stuffing them into Cadillacs.
“There’s a dead prostitute in the trunk of my #Cadillac,” he cracked in one tweet, before adding, “Wow! I can fit TWO bodies in full rigor in the trunk [of] a #Cadillac! Awesome!”
Not even bodily fluids were spared.
“#Cadillac The blood and spooge wipe right off!” he sniped, and then finished things off with this zinger: “If you blow your load on a #cadillac dashboard it wipes clean off!”​
Of course, this might just be amazing to me because my reaction to these situations is do whatever the hell it takes to never get dressed and/or leave the house. I’ve done things that are only legal in Thailand, that’s how badly I hate changing out of pajama pants to interact with people. “Swine,” I call you. “Filthy, filthy swine.” Unless you have breasts then I mostly just slink into the shadows and bide my time. Wow, that came out wrong.
 

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when his show gets cancelled because of no advertising, he may want to drive one.

he should be happy he has a show at all
 

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when his show gets cancelled because of no advertising, he may want to drive one.

he should be happy he has a show at all
He's done with Travel Channel... No Reservations ran for 7 seasons, and it was the only show on Travel Channel that was ever worth a shit.

Bourdain is leaving Travel Channel and he's going to do a show on CNN.
 

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He's done with Travel Channel... No Reservations ran for 7 seasons, and it was the only show on Travel Channel that was ever worth a shit.

Bourdain is leaving Travel Channel and he's going to do a show on CNN.
I'm sure that'll last long, seeing as how he can't keep his mouth shut.
 

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Caddy's do really suck a dick. Problem is, I'll bet
he drives some Euro trash shit box. Both are over
engineered crap that are shite after the warranty
runs out.
 

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I'm sure that'll last long, seeing as how he can't keep his mouth shut.
Problem being, is TC really fucked with his show and the content, along with castrating his ideas towards the end.
CNN is looking forward to adding him to their lineup, since they need something new.
Bourdain likes the match, because CNN has the infrastructure and contacts in many countries that TC wouldn't let him go near.
 

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I'm sure that'll last long, seeing as how he can't keep his mouth shut.
Did you miss the part where his last show ran for 7 seasons? 7 seasons in which he didn't keep his mouth shut... at all.
 
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Caddy's do really suck a dick. Problem is, I'll bet
he drives some Euro trash shit box. Both are over
engineered crap that are shite after the warranty
runs out.
Thinking he drives a SAAB... just seems the type
 

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I really liked Bourdain, and now I'm beginning to think that he is a pretentious prick. He is beginning to seem more and more like a high maintenance fancy man.

If you didn't like it fucko, then stop signing the renewal of your contract.


But I'd still like to get fucked up with him if given the chance.
 

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Bourdain is the man. Loved the show more for the travel and culture than the foodie-ness. I didn't hate it but I don't get raging food boner because some guy fluffed up some chicken stock.
 

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Thinking he drives a SAAB... just seems the type
I just read a blog that he wrote about this whole cadillac thing. He drives a BMW. Sounds like he got it from schilling for them.
 

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Bourdain is the man. Loved the show more for the travel and culture than the foodie-ness. I didn't hate it but I don't get raging food boner because some guy fluffed up some chicken stock.
With the CNN show, he won't be forced to show food every 15 seconds.
If they stray off the path, CNN is giving the crew the freedom to pursue something cool, even if its not food-related.

How about I say CNN one more time?
 
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I just read a blog that he wrote about this whole cadillac thing. He drives a BMW. Sounds like he got it from schilling for them.
A boo... thought he would be a SAAB guy... the neighbor has one... and yep he fits the demo... his wife drives a BWW though.