Anthony's cock jokes...

PMB917

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Anthony's cock is so big, it sponsors a BCS Bowl game..

Anthony's cock is so big, it has its own XM contract..
 

PMB917

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Anthony's cock is so big, it viewable from google maps.
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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#7
Ant's cock is so big that it invades Bobby Kelly's dreams
 

PMB917

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#8
Anthony's cock is so big, Dane Cook opens for it.
 

krunk

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it certainly explains Melinda's obsession with "cock" during ESD wedding............
 

Stig

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Ant's cock is so big, there's a rotating light at the top of it so ships won't run aground on his balls.
 

Stormrider666

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Anthony's cock so big it was the inspiration for the Sarlacc monster in Return of the Jedi.
 

Dirty330

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Anthony's cock is so big, there's wackbag thread dedicated to it.

Anthony's cock is so big, Opie bought a condo in it for 3.35 million.

Anthony's cock is so big, it puts E-Lo on hold.
 

Vyce

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Feb 11, 2006
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Anthony's cock is so big, it has it's own gravitational pull.

Anthony's cock is so big, the IAU was considering listing it as the official 10th planet in our solar system (fuck you, Pluto), but recent research indicates that we might actually be revolving around his deliciously large hog rather than the sun. More studies on this have been commissioned.
 

WonkaVision

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Sep 5, 2005
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Anthony's cock is so big, he would wear it as a neck-tie if he wasn't afraid of getting a hard on and killing himself.
 

shimrra

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Anthony's cock is so big King Kong is afraid of him.
 
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Ants' cock is so big that when he get an erection he need several blood transfusions to keep conscious.
 

TheDrip

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One of my favorites:

Anthony's cock is so big it batted .349 in the minors before retiring due to a knee injury.
 

Biff Hardslab

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Anthony's cock is so big, Drew Carey wrote a chapter in his book about it.
 

Stig

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Anthony's cock is so big, his brother Joe started an Anthony's Cock tribute band.