Ant's gal wins Mega Millions?

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gleet

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Or not, maybe I got the wrong one.

BREAKING NEWS!!! A MODEL WON The $650 MEGA MILLIONS . . . And She Tweeted Out The Winning LOTTERY TICKET!! (Pics Of The WINNER Inside)

March 31, 2012: Last night ONE PERSON won the $650 MILLION Mega Millions Lottery . . . and one woman took to Twitter to BRAG about winning.

The woman, a model named Melissa claims that SHE WON - and she posted pics of her lottery ticket.

What is WRONG with her. That b*tch is about to get KIDNAPPED . . .
http://partners.mediatakeout.com/55...lottery-ticket-pics-of-the-winner-inside.html
 

fletcher

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None of the 3 winning tickets(so far) were sold in NY or the tri state area for that matter. I think you got hoodwinked.
 

Chino Kapone

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What about this guy....



This would suck so hard.
 

fletcher

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Someone else on reddit looks to have hit also. Now poor Melissa is going to have to share the pot with another guy.

 

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What about this guy....



This would suck so hard.
That kinda sucks, but in reality he wasn't even close.


BTW, Melissa's ticket is a fake. When she posted it last night, there were people coming out saying it's photoshopped, and they supposedly posted pictures proving it (although I had no idea what I was looking at).
 
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No winners from WI or NY and that's where the 2 tickets Chopped are from...I wonder if anyone has ever gone to the site and thought that they won only to realize that it takes them like 4 hours to update the #'s on the site..I got my #'s off Twitter 10 seconds after the drawing and as of 3am the official site still had Tuesday's #'s posted
 

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She is posting all the articles talking about her on Facebook. Funny shit.
 

Neon

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Someone else on reddit looks to have hit also. Now poor Melissa is going to have to share the pot with another guy.

Any ticket that has the numbers in the order they came out in the drawing is fake until proven legit in my eyes. The odds of that happening dwarf the odds of actually guessing all the numbers in any order.
 

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Any ticket that has the numbers in the order they came out in the drawing is fake until proven legit in my eyes. The odds of that happening dwarf the odds of actually guessing all the numbers in any order.
All this time I thought you were a smart fella.
 

fletcher

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Uh, what? Except for the sixth number, you can guess them in any order.
Lotto tickets always have the numbers in ascending order. You can pick in any order but it will come out in ascending order.
 

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Lotto tickets always have the numbers in ascending order. You can pick in any order but it will come out in ascending order.
Oh, ok. I bought only one of those in my life (yesterday) and dumped it when I was taking out the trash this morning. I seemed to remember they were in random order, but I guess I was wrong.
 

The Keeed

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No one posted this? (Ant, in case you don't recognize the living room.)



I wonder if he made anything off those. I pulled $8 from 15 tickets, but I had the megaball number 3 times.
 

fletcher

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If he didnt get anything on $200 worth Id be really shocked.
 

Homoqueersicle

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Silly gleet, Melissa hit the "mega millions" years ago.



24 posts and no one made the obvious joke? What happened to this place.
 
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