Ant's gift to Melinda for Valentine's day?

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TheSqueakyWheel

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From Geekologie
A man modded an AR-15 with a custom paintjob to produce one of the cutest guns I've ever seen -- the Hello Kitty AR-15. As you can see it's pink and looks really good. But only in a "I'm totally secure with my manliness" kind of way. And to prove myself I just bit the head off a squirrel. See, all man damnit. That being said, I'm going to start sleeping with one of these instead of my old stuffed bear. Which, incidentally, was a grizzly I choked to death with my bare hands.
 

Steam

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That thing looks like a bootlegged Super Soaker.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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At least it's not another "Ant is a Nazi" holiday gift thread.
 

DREW

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I think his present will be Babygirl
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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An all-girl orgy for VD, what a lucky bastard.
 

Steam

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Dont u just wanna be Ant for one day?:D
Uh, I can think of better people to be for one day. Ant's a cool guy and all but lets be realistic here.
 

DREW

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Uh, I can think of better people to be for one day. Ant's a cool guy and all but lets be realistic here.


u mean like that he is 67 and all...:icon_lol:
 

Don the Radio Guy

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I hear Ant's gift to Wackbag for Valentines Day is a spell checker to make sure we spell Mellinda's name right. :D
 

Steam

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u mean like that he is 67 and all...:icon_lol:
I was thinking more along the lines of how much time he puts into each day massaging his guns, worrying (and fantasizing) about home invasions, and then going on PalTalk to yell at dolts.
 

Rumrunner

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I'm waiting to use this pic again in case Ant goes against everything he says.. maybe someone can photoshop lilly in it.. I'm not that talented

 
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Uh, I can think of better people to be for one day. Ant's a cool guy and all but lets be realistic here.

Blasphemy! I'd love to bang girls half my age and drunkenly roll around in casino fruit plates. He also gets to drive expensive sports car like a maniac while cussing out buses that have his face on them. Sounds like a blast.
 

IsThatATrain ?

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Matching Hitler youth knives & earrings
 

South Jersey

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I believe this would be a more practical gift.

 

Hog's Big Ben

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I hear Ant's gift to Wackbag for Valentines Day is a spell checker to make sure we spell Mellinda's name right. :D
Let's not get carried away. It wasn't that long ago that we couldn't use her name here at all. Linglngr...
 

Bunty Lips

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You mean that monstrous cock of his that he gives to her regularly isn't enough of a gift?
 

Hudson

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I thought it would be his ex's head?
 
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