Any Advice On How to Get Rid Of An Ex>?

#1
My Ex paid me a lil visit last night. i hate the bastard for all the shit he put me through.

i even went as far as tasering his dick. ((don't think i'd do this to just anyone))

anyone have other ideas on how to get rid of him that doesn't involve the mafia?
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#2
Something that always worked for me was, I am moving to Alaska and becoming a lesbian! lol.....or, I have an std, wanna share? lol
 
#3
tried the lesbian thing, he said he wanted to watch

...plus he knows my bro; so he'd know if i was going anywhere.

i think i may have a f'n stalker on my hands.

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Yeah, Ok. You'd Think Getting The Scare Of My Life For The SECOND Time Would Make Me Slow Down.

"Good, Coz If You Lost Your Sense Of Humor, I Wouldn't Wanna Talk To You"

"Hi I'm Bam Margera, And I Feel Like Kicking My Dad's Ass... all Day" - Bam Margera, Pride Of West Chester, PA
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#4
Just tell him that you are not intersted and that to leave you alone. And if he keeps it up what you do is get the cops if it gets that far.

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Poison Is In The Soul
 

MAVRIC305

I speak the human language
#5
grow a goatee and put on 500lbs. Then say your main goal in life is to find a man with alot of money. That's always a turn off.<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm26.gif" border=0>
 

metallica22

Registered User
#6
Tell him that you have another man, and that you lost any feeling you once had for him. Tell him the truth.
 
#7
grow a f'n goatee?

ugh; this may be harder than i thought

:p

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Yeah, Ok. You'd Think Getting The Scare Of My Life For The SECOND Time Would Make Me Slow Down.

"Good, Coz If You Lost Your Sense Of Humor, I Wouldn't Wanna Talk To You"

"Hi I'm Bam Margera, And I Feel Like Kicking My Dad's Ass... all Day" - Bam Margera, Pride Of West Chester, PA
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#8
I GOT IT...tell him that your parents said that you aren't allowed to date outside the family n e more LMAO
 
#9
Just tell him you want to take him with to test drive a Cubans boat and then when you get out to sea go down to the cabin have a few drinks with him and shoot him. Make sure you bring some chains, weights, cinder blocks and something to wrap the body up in. Then throw him to the fishes.
 
#10
Call for breakup sex and then say you're leaving for the military the next day and you willnever see her again.

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#11
keep 'em coming, these things are funny

Babybunni- love the "no more dating outside the family" one.

all the others- they're hilarious... just keep 'em coming.

and who ever said "you'll never see her again" or whatever... uhm i'm a chick, and i just like dick. so... just an 'fyi' thing.

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Yeah, Ok. You'd Think Getting The Scare Of My Life For The SECOND Time Would Make Me Slow Down.

"Good, Coz If You Lost Your Sense Of Humor, I Wouldn't Wanna Talk To You"

"Hi I'm Bam Margera, And I Feel Like Kicking My Dad's Ass... all Day" - Bam Margera, Pride Of West Chester, PA
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#12
Aww man, nice shoes are u sure u're only into dudes because I was gonna ask you out on a date and take you to mcdonalds LMAO..j/k. I got another one, this one worked for my X....stop talking to him, and start ignoring him and don't give him any reason at all, just cut all ties ya know...DUMB F***IN BASTARD OF A GUY..ok sorry to bring my personal life into it. But ya know I am sure you'll be able to get rid of him soon.<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm32.gif" border=0>

<font size="1" color=000000>Edited on 02-23-2001 by: BabyBunni.</font>
 
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