Any Female Sandra Bernhard Fans???

#1
'jus wondering. I'll tell you why I asked in my next post.
I'll be posting this over on the other board as well.
 
#2
if i wasn't so morbidly curious as to what the answer was, i'd delete this post on the principle that sandra bernhardt is lesbian kryptonite to men. Why can't she get one of those diseases that will make her go away?
 
#3
I hate that fucking fish eating lesbo. No we are not that lucky only the talented people that do good things Fn die.

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Running Fn drunk down the streets of NYC giving shout outs to his homie chicken wing and his cousin crack vile!!! Assuuggga!!!
 
#4
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Yeah, Yeah I know...but this is the reason:

My friend at work bought these two tickets for
her new year's eve show. Today, he finds out last minute that
he's leaving town to be with family or some shit
for the holidays- so this morning he's like,
"Merry Christmas- here's two tickets for the
fabulous Sandra Bernhard!!!!"

ok- so there I am- a black guy from Harlem with
two Sandra Bernhard tickets. Now I admit, I
don't hate her as much as everyone else probably
does who listens to O&A. matter of fact, I call
myself a fan on the other board. BUT- I don't
know One other person- certainly not any black
or nuyorican person who likes Sandra Bernhard.
I was hoping not to waste this other ticket I got.
I know I can dig sandra for a few hours,
especially when it's free- I was hoping maybe
some repressed and twisted feminist fem with the
O&A diaspora might like Bernhard as well! that
way I can go with someone who would appreciate it!
This trinidadian chic I'm talking to now- hates
anything and everything american- so she's a no go(but WHAT an ASS!!!!!)
and then there's tawana- my favorite freak from
my part of town- She doesn't even know who Sandra Bernhard
is and other than horror & action movies- she doesn't really go OUT much...

huuuuuuuuhh, I guess I'll just sell the other ticket on EBAY!
 
#5
If you put the ticket on Ebay you'll be lucky if you get 5 cents offered for it. My best advice to you would be post a message on some lesbo message board where they hate men as much as she does. You might find someone there.

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Running Fn drunk down the streets of NYC giving shout outs to his homie chicken wing and his cousin crack vile!!! Assuuggga!!!
 
#6
I was hoping maybe
some repressed and twisted feminist fem with the
O&A diaspora might like Bernhard as well!
hey FOFO what are you doin new years? I dunno about the sandra part but the repressed and twisted part sounds right.
 

DIRTY_HARRY

Registered User
#7
Hmmmmmm Sandra huh
Is she a comedian??????I never heard anything funny come out of her mouth. She sings too much and thinks she is good but we know better she is just a lucky b$%ch that just isnt funny. Les or not that doesnt matter to me its what comes out of her mouth that counts not what goes in

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MatrixOutsider

Wackbag's Only Sirius Friend
#8
Toss the tickets, or be prepared for a night of man bashing from a skank that makes Janine
Garofolo appear sweet and warm.




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FOFOLINA

Registered User
#9
SHE SUCKS MONKEY ASS I WOULD HATE TO SEE THAT BITCH
SHE BLOWS

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#10
Burn those tickets cause you couldnt even give them away to homeless people they would rather freeze to death on the street than see those 2 lesbo bitchs.

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Running Fn drunk down the streets of NYC giving shout outs to his homie chicken wing and his cousin crack vile!!! Assuuggga!!!
 
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