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Anybody Here Play Dungeons and Dragons?

Discussion in 'Computer and Console Gaming' started by Neckbeard, Apr 27, 2013.

  1. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I do. I know it isn't as socially acceptable as paying women to piss in your mouth or collecting Nazi memorabilia and trying to fuck 13 year olds, but I do.

    Who's with me!?
     
  2. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    *deep breath*

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    No, I don't play.
     
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  3. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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  4. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I was friends with the nerdy kids in high school and tried to play Magic even though they schooled me pretty frequently. One day I walked into this guys house and they were deep into a D&D session before we were going to a movie and I heard one of the more uber nerds utter, "I turn you into a toaster!". I never mentioned it and just quietly played Tekken by myself till it was time to leave.
     
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  5. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Currently? No. Years ago? Fucking shit cunt yes. Was a lot of fun. Oh the shit I could in that game now. Such tales I could weave. I sometimes think of entire arcs at my mind-numbing job at 2:17am.

    There was maybe a 3 month span where it was my regular 5 others, and a pair of women *gasp*, that'd all get together. Waste 3-4 hours. Good shit. Played 2nd edition. 3rd was just coming out, and I lacked the coin for the books.

    Nothing like this ever happened at my sessions. If it did, I'd have quit outright as that's just too douchey. Ew.
     
  6. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    When you're bragging about how good you used to be and how great you could be at dungeons and dragons, you don't have the right to call anything douchey dude.
     
  7. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I pretend to be a Wizard. You pretend to be a negro.
     
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  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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  9. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    You don't know me at all :(
     
  10. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    So you've never had a chin strap? Or worn a flat-billed hat?
    Or went out to dinner wearing gym clothes? Your favorite musicians aren't black?

    Somebody cast Baleful Polymorph on you and turned you into a wigger, didn't they?

    :action-sm:cat:
     
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  11. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    I like my new sig. I was going to change it back, but I think I'll keep it. It exemplifies you perfectly, our lil' mewling Lamb.

    You believe in acting like a character in real life. Some of us did something a little different in our youth.
     
  12. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    No chin strap. I do wear fitted hats, with a small bend in the brim. I do enjoy rap music though.
     
  13. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    You're a Canadian who plays magic the gathering and brags about dungeons and dragons. You're a clown.
     
  14. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Awww, did I step on a nerve? You going to be ok my widdle clubber of the less fortunate?
     
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  15. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I'm not Canadian.
     
  16. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    My love of NASCAR, Country music, and college football gives me so much street cred, you niggas don't even know.
     
  17. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    And you talk shit about people talking shit. Your "street cred" means less than zero here, guy.
     
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  18. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    You're joking right?
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You get all complainy when people push your buttons in your threads and you come into someone elses thread to push buttons. See the irony?
     
  20. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Oh whatever fletcher. Yall are a bunch of dish it out and can't take it whiney little queers.

    Sorry I made a joke about a man in his 40's, who defends his love for trannys as being heterosexual, that was bragging about his D&D skillz.
     
  21. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Now we're just being hurtful. Also, I'm only in my 20s.
     
  22. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I dont care that you make jokes, its your message board bit that has grown tired. You are the one that comes off as not able to take a punch. Its ok, not everyone can play along and not get their assholes chapped but the sooner you accept the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into your life the better. Yall niggas need the WORD.
     
  23. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    No, he can't take a punch. Hence the bat.
     
  24. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Should I have casted a spell on him, ya fantasy land faggot? ;)
     
  25. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Yet you're the little shot-that-should-have-been-swallowed that wandered into the thread, swinging for the fences.

    Odd how many of your threads have something homosexually charged in them. Think your homeless punching bag of a chick is really a beard.
     

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