Anyone Else Think Jimmy Norton Is Like The Sex Guy On Hermans Head?

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I know it's an old reference. I've been listening to the show since the Rock Scream Tuesday Era. I've come to the conclusion that Jim Norton is constantly thinking about sex which is obvious by his rants on the show. Anyone else notice Jimmy is more brilliant off the cuff than when he's constantly talking about sex and clear stuff.

Profanity is one thing but vivid descriptions of genitalia and disgusting body functions for minutes on end.. Really turn my stomach. It's the only time I turn down the radio where I live. I preferred Norton on Free Fm where he was funny as hell without being disgusting.
 

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Profanity is one thing but vivid descriptions of genitalia and disgusting body functions for minutes on end.. Really turn my stomach. It's the only time I turn down the radio where I live. I preferred Norton on Free Fm where he was funny as hell without being disgusting.
What kind of faggot are you? Loosen your buckled shoes. :action-sm
 

LiddyRules

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Herman's Head was great. Leslie Nielsen played God in an episode.
 

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Damn this reminds me of the time I went to Darlene Cates' house (fat lady from Gilbert Grape) I proceeded to collect her bed sore pus in a high ball glass, light it on fire and downed that f*cker. After that I did naked cartwheels in fields of cow dung. Then I found the town leper, and scraped off all of his scabs and put them in a bowl and ate them shits like cornflakes. I took a quick JO break and pounded one off in the barn and used 1200 grit sandpaper, you know for friction.
After that I recreated this scene from One Crazy Summer with my 400 lb harley riding uncle



#shredding
 

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I dislike Opie's fake laugh at everything. I.E. The roll they were on with Jimmy's Gay Sex Movie when Patton was in studio. Was a good 20 minute bit of hilarity constantly, yet Op did his normal forced chuckle.

Norton I could listen to about anything. He can commit no wrong.
 

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Profanity is one thing but vivid descriptions of genitalia and disgusting body functions for minutes on end.. Really turn my stomach. .
I remember someone posting a similar thread a few years back. Might that have been you?
 
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[robot voice]beep beep doo doo doo beep faggotry overload there has been a glitch on the intertubes[/robot voice]
 

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[robot voice]beep beep doo doo doo beep faggotry overload there has been a glitch on the intertubes[/robot voice]
Holy shit this made me laugh. This guy has a real problem with "vivid descriptions of genitalia and disgusting body functions".
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/136077-Any-Else-Not-A-Big-Fan-of-Prevalent-Genitalia-Talk?
It seems like there are constant left field discussions about clits, clit hoods, as well as male genitals being referred to lately. I like the freedom of satellite radio but get a little grossed out with that subject matter. It's the only time I turn down my radio in my apartment. I always keep my windows open in the summer and it's so graphic at times that I run back in the room to turn it down. I hate censorship but the anatomy discussions are so vivid at times.
 

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Hmmm. I kind of see what OP means. Jim has been conscious of it, and even acknowledged the redundancy a few times. I'm not personally disgusted by it. I more have my peeves with uninformed political discussion, with a dash of "loud guy with a microphone." I'll occasionally, skip forward or listen to something else. I just don't agree when Norton and the guys believe sex/profanity = funny, RATHER THAN, funny people who make sex and profanity funny.
 
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mills

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months + alcohol = years :)

What's missing from these threads is a poll. I'd love to see the 300-1 asshole prolapsing.
 

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Lol yeah he e-scolded me a few months back for bringing up "queef vapors" in a thread. I was so flabbergasted I didn't know how to respond.
e-scolded, haha. BTW is your avatar the cunt sister-in-law from that insurance or real estate commercial where the husband is relieved that they don't have to live next door to her?
 
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:haha7: yes! I laughed pretty hard at that when I first saw it and of course I rewound it fifty times to see it again. I don't understand how such an unsightly woman makes it into a massively televised commercial like that.
 
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mills

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No that's not what I meant, and no the other thing was not what I meant either.

*puts hand on awful bang-y forehead*

Do I need to explain asshole prolapsing too?
 

Norm Stansfield

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Oh, the good ol' days, when every reply in this thread would've been a NSFW tag filled with delicious pictures of gay sex, diseased genitalia or a combination thereof.
 

transit grinder

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It's a goddamn shame all of the gay sex and diseased genitalia pictures fell by the wayside. It's such a unique way for a messageboard to offend someone.

Though I think text descriptions would work even better in this case.
 

afternoonquil

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It's a goddamn shame all of the gay sex and diseased genitalia pictures fell by the wayside. It's such a unique way for a messageboard to offend someone.

Though I think text descriptions would work even better in this case.

I wonder what would happen if little Georgie imagines a bunch of guys sucking on a bunch of these: 8=======>

and them putting them here (_)*(_)
 

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Like the Herman's Head reference, but politely disagree on your assessment of Lil Jimmy. He and I drink from the same fountain and I honestly feel that one's "naughtiness" grows stronger as their sex lives change. In my case, marriage did it and the lack of loads being dropped (other than self-inflicted wounds) has made me more perverted every year.

When Jimmy had a steady girl, he wasn't getting as crazy about it as he has lately. For the OP, that was better, but I prefer the dirty little boy as he is now.
 
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Profanity is one thing but vivid descriptions of genitalia and disgusting body functions for minutes on end.. Really turn my stomach. It's the only time I turn down the radio where I live. I preferred Norton on Free Fm where he was funny as hell without being disgusting.
shut up faggot, someone post gore pics to toughen this young man up

I dislike Opie's fake laugh at everything. I.E. The roll they were on with Jimmy's Gay Sex Movie when Patton was in studio. Was a good 20 minute bit of hilarity constantly, yet Op did his normal forced chuckle.

Norton I could listen to about anything. He can commit no wrong.
Jimmy and Opie have horrid fake laughs and it pains me to hear them do it when a actor comes in and they have to be polite.

When its real, I really like hearing Jimmy laugh though because not many people can draw a real laugh from him. Anthony, DiPaolo, Colin, Patrice, Kelly, Vos and last week Patton. He only laughs really hard at funny guys.
 

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Holy fuck, I can't believe someone besides me remembers Herman's Head. Every time I see the blond girl in something else, I think back to all my pre-pubescent cranking to her.
 
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So George, how did it go today when the boys were discussing Twatto?
 

Josh_R

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http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/136077-Any-Else-Not-A-Big-Fan-of-Prevalent-Genitalia-Talk?
It's the only time I turn down my radio in my apartment. I always keep my windows open in the summer and it's so graphic at times that I run back in the room to turn it down.
This ^ made me think of this:
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
 

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I personally think Jim is VERY smart....almost Anthony smart, but it's ruined by both his need to revert to ****/molestation/tranny/sex humor and the way he treats anyone who does not agree with him. It really does him no service.