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Anyone Else Think Jimmy Norton Is Like The Sex Guy On Hermans Head?

Discussion in 'Classic Opie & Anthony General Discussion' started by George Costanza, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. George Costanza

    George Costanza All Hail the Dragonslayer.

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    I know it's an old reference. I've been listening to the show since the Rock Scream Tuesday Era. I've come to the conclusion that Jim Norton is constantly thinking about sex which is obvious by his rants on the show. Anyone else notice Jimmy is more brilliant off the cuff than when he's constantly talking about sex and clear stuff.

    Profanity is one thing but vivid descriptions of genitalia and disgusting body functions for minutes on end.. Really turn my stomach. It's the only time I turn down the radio where I live. I preferred Norton on Free Fm where he was funny as hell without being disgusting.
     
  2. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    What kind of faggot are you? Loosen your buckled shoes. :action-sm
     
  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Herman's Head was great. Leslie Nielsen played God in an episode.
     
  4. afternoonquil

    afternoonquil Apology Ostrich

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    Damn this reminds me of the time I went to Darlene Cates' house (fat lady from Gilbert Grape) I proceeded to collect her bed sore pus in a high ball glass, light it on fire and downed that f*cker. After that I did naked cartwheels in fields of cow dung. Then I found the town leper, and scraped off all of his scabs and put them in a bowl and ate them shits like cornflakes. I took a quick JO break and pounded one off in the barn and used 1200 grit sandpaper, you know for friction.
    After that I recreated this scene from One Crazy Summer with my 400 lb harley riding uncle [​IMG]


    #shredding
     
  5. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    I dislike Opie's fake laugh at everything. I.E. The roll they were on with Jimmy's Gay Sex Movie when Patton was in studio. Was a good 20 minute bit of hilarity constantly, yet Op did his normal forced chuckle.

    Norton I could listen to about anything. He can commit no wrong.
     
  6. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I remember someone posting a similar thread a few years back. Might that have been you?
     
  7. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    [robot voice]beep beep doo doo doo beep faggotry overload there has been a glitch on the intertubes[/robot voice]
     
  8. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Holy shit this made me laugh. This guy has a real problem with "vivid descriptions of genitalia and disgusting body functions".
    http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/136077-Any-Else-Not-A-Big-Fan-of-Prevalent-Genitalia-Talk?
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Jimmy should buy a Fleshlight.
     
  10. paffa2

    paffa2 Registered User

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    Hmmm. I kind of see what OP means. Jim has been conscious of it, and even acknowledged the redundancy a few times. I'm not personally disgusted by it. I more have my peeves with uninformed political discussion, with a dash of "loud guy with a microphone." I'll occasionally, skip forward or listen to something else. I just don't agree when Norton and the guys believe sex/profanity = funny, RATHER THAN, funny people who make sex and profanity funny.
     
  11. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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  12. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    months + alcohol = years :)

    What's missing from these threads is a poll. I'd love to see the 300-1 asshole prolapsing.
     
  13. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    e-scolded, haha. BTW is your avatar the cunt sister-in-law from that insurance or real estate commercial where the husband is relieved that they don't have to live next door to her?
     
  14. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    :haha7: yes! I laughed pretty hard at that when I first saw it and of course I rewound it fifty times to see it again. I don't understand how such an unsightly woman makes it into a massively televised commercial like that.
     
  15. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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  16. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    No that's not what I meant, and no the other thing was not what I meant either.

    *puts hand on awful bang-y forehead*

    Do I need to explain asshole prolapsing too?
     
  17. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Oh, the good ol' days, when every reply in this thread would've been a NSFW tag filled with delicious pictures of gay sex, diseased genitalia or a combination thereof.
     
  18. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    It's a goddamn shame all of the gay sex and diseased genitalia pictures fell by the wayside. It's such a unique way for a messageboard to offend someone.

    Though I think text descriptions would work even better in this case.
     
  19. afternoonquil

    afternoonquil Apology Ostrich

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    I wonder what would happen if little Georgie imagines a bunch of guys sucking on a bunch of these: 8=======>

    and them putting them here (_)*(_)
     
  20. Joe Pietaro

    Joe Pietaro Registered User

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    Like the Herman's Head reference, but politely disagree on your assessment of Lil Jimmy. He and I drink from the same fountain and I honestly feel that one's "naughtiness" grows stronger as their sex lives change. In my case, marriage did it and the lack of loads being dropped (other than self-inflicted wounds) has made me more perverted every year.

    When Jimmy had a steady girl, he wasn't getting as crazy about it as he has lately. For the OP, that was better, but I prefer the dirty little boy as he is now.
     
  21. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    shut up faggot, someone post gore pics to toughen this young man up

    Jimmy and Opie have horrid fake laughs and it pains me to hear them do it when a actor comes in and they have to be polite.

    When its real, I really like hearing Jimmy laugh though because not many people can draw a real laugh from him. Anthony, DiPaolo, Colin, Patrice, Kelly, Vos and last week Patton. He only laughs really hard at funny guys.
     
  22. casinogeves

    casinogeves I've shit my pants. How about you?

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    Holy fuck, I can't believe someone besides me remembers Herman's Head. Every time I see the blond girl in something else, I think back to all my pre-pubescent cranking to her.
     
  23. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    So George, how did it go today when the boys were discussing Twatto?
     
  24. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php/136077-Any-Else-Not-A-Big-Fan-of-Prevalent-Genitalia-Talk?
    This ^ made me think of this:
    [​IMG]
     
  25. TJLamb0518

    TJLamb0518 Jumping That Shark....

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    I personally think Jim is VERY smart....almost Anthony smart, but it's ruined by both his need to revert to ****/molestation/tranny/sex humor and the way he treats anyone who does not agree with him. It really does him no service.
     

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