anyone else wacked your bag to Sandra Lee?Food network POA

Earth2murf

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Sandra Lee star of Semihome made,or what ever.This girl os great she is a blonde Amazon woman...She has perfect D's and she is always wipping up mixed drinks..The Food she cooks is Comfort food and i'd love to fuck her and blow my load on her tablescapes....I was supprized to find out she is only a year older than me....She has to be the hattest 40 something on TV...this show is the hottest show since i cancelled Playboy TV...
 

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She's got the long horsey face I despise. Couldn't do her without fixating on that massive lantern jaw.
 

Creasy Bear

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Cans.

'nuff said.

She loves the sauce too. Divorced booze hound cougar with fabu globes.



I'd decorate the old gal's muffin. Oh yes I would.
 

LilJimmyRbinson

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I heard she's dating Mario Cuomo's son. If she finds someone like that hot, comparably I'm Brad Pitt.

I love her cans. I want to motorboat them. Then Giada's.
 

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I'm a little conflicted on the Giada thing. I mean... she's obviously a smokin' hottie, no doubt about that, but DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker. After she was done with you, there'd be a big red stain on the snow and Officer Marge would be like, "And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper."
 

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Sandra Lee star of Semihome made,or what ever.This girl os great she is a blonde Amazon woman...She has perfect D's and she is always wipping up mixed drinks..The Food she cooks is Comfort food and i'd love to fuck her and blow my load on her tablescapes....I was supprized to find out she is only a year older than me....She has to be the hattest 40 something on TV...this show is the hottest show since i cancelled Playboy TV...
I agree with you, she is oddly hot. Something about her look is unique, I wouldn’t call her stunning or even very beautiful, but she is hot. It may be the big tits, or the platinum blond hair or the hot drunk homemaker thing (truth be told, it’s probably all three that I find attractive). I find her to be very hot.

 

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I agree with you, she is oddly hot. Something about her look is unique, I wouldn’t call her stunning or even very beautiful, but she is hot. It may be the big tits, or the platinum blond hair or the hot drunk homemaker thing (truth be told, it’s probably all three that I find attractive). I find her to be very hot.
Yes, Yes and Yes

I can't figure it out either, but it's a combination...

I think she seems attainable.
She is so perfectly average and yet extraordinary.
The cans are the selling point though.
 

Creasy Bear

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Sandra Lee doesn't like her booze... she LOVES it!

Suck it through a straw and it goes straight to your head!


Double fisted!


I needa biggerglass.


This one's for our boys in Irag! U-S-A! U-S-A!


Gentlemen! Let's start those engines!


Here's to watching the kids in the pool while we're plastered!


Red or white? Why not both?!


Ferged those l'il teensyweensy glasseses. I'm jusgunnadrinkit outtadisbucket.


This oughta get me through the day.


They usually use this blue stuff for disinfecting combs, but it's pretty good!
 
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Sandra Lee doesn't like her booze... she LOVES it!

Suck it through a straw and it goes straight to your head!


Double fisted!


I needa biggerglass.


This one's for our boys in Irag! U-S-A! U-S-A!


Gentlemen! Let's start those engines!


Here's to watching the kids in the pool while we're plastered!


Red or white? Why not both?!


Ferged those l'il teensyweensy glasseses. I'm jusgunnadrinkit outtadisbucket.


This oughta get me through the day.
(I had to delete a pic in the post to show a smiley)

They usually use this blue stuff for disinfecting combs, but it's pretty good!
Gawd daym! :love2:
 

sinAtra

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DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker. DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker. DAMN... those fucking choppers. It'd be like a wood chipper coming at your tallywacker.
repeated for truth - lol!
 

Vyce

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I'd fuck Sandra Lee stupid.

Giada's still my fave, though. I'd fuck her raw.

Rachel Ray, though, you'd have to pay me to fuck that. Little pig.