Anyone ever dated....

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
Aug 10, 2006
0
#1
....someone that got jealous over celebrity crushes? I had a lot of free time today since I was nursing a hangover and somehow got to thinking about one of my exes. I remember this one fight in particular that happened while watching TV. A commercial came up for some movie starring someone who I thought was hot at the time and my unfiltered mouth felt the need to voice it. Well, that was a mistake. I know some couples have conversations about this and some do the list thing, where if for some reason the opportunity came up they would be permitted to fuck the celebrity on said list.

I imagine you guys would have more stories than me, since girls are typically more jealous over this thing than guys. Or at least they're certainly a lot more vocal about it. Anyone?
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2005
268
#2
Should have just kept it to 'anyone ever dated?', 90 percent would say no.
 

BravoSierra

Why do people keep calling me?
Jun 27, 2005
293
#3
I dated a girl that was obsessed with N'Sync and Justin Timberlake back in the day. She was a nut case, but she talked about him so much, it did kinda make me jealous. As for now, if my wife said she has a crush on a celebrity, I'd encourage her to pursue them.
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2005
268
#4
FYI, It would bother me. There is no point in obsessing over someone who can't give two shits about you.
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2005
268
#6
annnnnnnnnnnnnd


the other 10 percent are married.
 

Creampier

I have to return some videotapes!
May 11, 2007
366
#7
Both my girl and I have a "look but don't touch" policy. We're cool with each other's crushes!
 

bill333

Go Screw!
Mar 23, 2005
631
#8
My last girlfriend and I had a list, well she did and then she wanted me to make one. I told her that it was pretty unfair because she would have no problem getting laid but let's face it, Jennifer Aniston wouldn't give me the time of day. It made it a little better that she said she would make out with Jennifer. She wouldn't commit to the whole girl on girl thing though. Prude. :mad4:

To answer you question, I wouldn't get jealous about it.
 

Dikbag

Registered User
Dec 11, 2004
558
#9
For some reason my fiance gets annoyed w/ my obsession with Fergie, but doesn't care when I point a girl out at the bar and say "wow look at those tits! god damn I wanna TF that bitch" she even points them out to me.
 

MetalSign

O&A Curmudgeon
Dec 22, 2002
0
#10
For some reason my fiance gets annoyed w/ my obsession with Fergie
She's right to do so. Ugh.

I don't mind hers and she doesn't mind mine. It's win-win.
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
May 21, 2005
593
#11
For some reason my fiance gets annoyed w/ my obsession with Fergie, but doesn't care when I point a girl out at the bar and say "wow look at those tits! god damn I wanna TF that bitch" she even points them out to me.
was that before or after the whole weight-watchers thing?
 

Capt.Caveman

Totally unlikeable
Jan 13, 2005
273
#12
dated i married her. my wifes a crazy person, but who else can put up with a retard like me...
 

TrashyMags

Registered User
Jul 28, 2007
116
#13
An old BF had a thing for Sarah Jessica Parker. I was young and paranoid and weight-obsessed and thought he liked her more because she was skinnier than me. He was right to dump me. These days, my BF and I have our crushes. He teases me because mine are crusty old men (Hugh Laurie and Anthony Bourdain). He liked Salma Hayak (before she exploded), but I never had any problem.
 

stillbornstew

blogging loser
Jul 26, 2005
273
#14
An old BF had a thing for Sarah Jessica Parker. I was young and paranoid and weight-obsessed and thought he liked her more because she was skinnier than me. He was right to dump me. These days, my BF and I have our crushes. He teases me because mine are crusty old men (Hugh Laurie and Anthony Bourdain). He liked Salma Hayak (before she exploded), but I never had any problem.
WOW, now we have 9 girls on WB. welcome miss. :action-sm

i could give a fuck if my girl has crush on a celebrity, doesn't bother me a bit. but i've just never really been a jealous person. thats just me.
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
Nov 17, 2006
333
#15
Nope, while my boyfriends have been assholes for other reasons, none have ever been jealous of my crushes, nor I of theirs. It's fantasy and the reality is that we're never going to meet the celebrity.

But we did find that showing each other what we'd do to our celebrity added a little ummm spice to our sex lives.

I'm on vacation - time to head to the beach & check out the surfer dudes mmmmm maybe I'll hit the jjo thread tonight ;)
 

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
Aug 10, 2006
0
#16
BUMP because the celebrity crush thing was mentioned on the show today
 

abudabit

New Wackbag
Oct 10, 2004
0
#17
I make it a point during the first few times I hang out with a girl to ask about what guys she thinks are hot and mention what I like in women, and also casually point out real women around us. Filters out the jealous types and lets them know what body type they better try to keep.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
628
#18
For some reason my fiance gets annoyed w/ my obsession with Fergie, but doesn't care when I point a girl out at the bar and say "wow look at those tits! god damn I wanna TF that bitch" she even points them out to me.
I'm not dating you and I have an issue with you haveing an obsession with Fergie.

The bitch is ass ugly. Your GF was probably having image issues, cuz if you were willing to fuck fergie, she must have thought that meant she was ugly.....






N-E-Hoo

I'm allowed to fuck Scarlet Johansen if the oppoutunity ever arises, and my wife has a crush on Johnny Depp....

Then again, she also would fuck my pick.. so I don't care.
 
Jun 2, 2005
0
#19
My girlfriend does this strange jealousy projection thing... Basically, she says a guy's hot, I ask why she's with me if she likes guys who look like the suck cock, and I get called jealous.

I'm sorry, but Christian Bale looks like he enjoys anal intrusions.
 

BlackNinja

How'd your parents die?
Jan 25, 2006
0
#20
My girlfriend does this strange jealousy projection thing... Basically, she says a guy's hot, I ask why she's with me if she likes guys who look like the suck cock, and I get called jealous.

I'm sorry, but Christian Bale looks like he enjoys anal intrusions.
one of my goals in life is to do the american psycho scene, when he is filming himself and posing
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
848
#21
my wife teases me about wanting to bang gwen stefani, but what she doesn't realize is that i mean pre baby qwen, that hole is too dirty now
 

Dikbag

Registered User
Dec 11, 2004
558
#22
I'm not dating you and I have an issue with you haveing an obsession with Fergie.

The bitch is ass ugly. Your GF was probably having image issues, cuz if you were willing to fuck fergie, she must have thought that meant she was ugly.....
I didn't think anything of her til' I saw her new video. I have to watch it everytime.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
Jun 22, 2004
788
#23
My friend's gf has the most bizarre celebrity crush I've ever heard of...Patrick Stewart?!?! Needless to say he's not jealous over it. My wife has never had a problem with any of my celebrity crushes. Not even my crush on internet celebrity Angelfuck.
 

Angelfuck

Part of the Ronnie B. crowd
Jan 6, 2006
0
#24
while very flattering :icon_redf :) you just put me in the same category as flea :icon_neut :p