Anyone here work in a federal prison?

Glenn Dandy

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I was just offered a job as a plumbing maintenance worker for a fed prison... I would think its a good job.... anyone familiar with this type of gig?
 
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A friend of mine is a CO in the NJ state system. He doesn't talk about it too much. Just refers to them as fucking animals. Not horrible on the daily, but he's been thgrough some shit.

I don't know if the inmates would attack the plumber tho.
 

Glenn Dandy

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I have a clean record... amazingly....never been in jail for any felony's.... bring on the weapon.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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That might be true, but they've added a shitload of misdemeanors to a disqualify list.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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That might be true, but they've added a shitload of misdemeanors to a disqualify list.
ummm, yea, the last i checked DUI was a crime :icon_roll, i wouldnt go out and get a new holster just yet.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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I was thinking more along the domestic side of "crimes", like smacking a lippy broad or giving her a swift kick down a flight of stairs or two, sir.
 

Glenn Dandy

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I was thinking more along the domestic side of "crimes", like smacking a lippy broad or giving her a swift kick down a flight of stairs or two, sir.
that uppidy bitch dropped the charges...after my restraining order went through.

and... again amazingly... ive never had a DUI.

Im amazingly good at staying out of trouble. All my friends are in prison and i get to go work in one... I wonder how much my cut of smuggled colon drugs are gonna be.

Anyone know where I can get a hallow pipewrench?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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that uppidy bitch dropped the charges...after my restraining order went through.

and... again amazingly... ive never had a DUI.

Im amazingly good at staying out of trouble. All my friends are in prison and i get to go work in one... I wonder how much my cut of smuggled colon drugs are gonna be.

Anyone know where I can get a hallow pipewrench?
i can hook you up with some heavy wall glass testtubes/butt plugs
 
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The guy said I get to carry a gun.
He's a liar. You can't carry firearms inside of a prison facility. That's why they have armory towers outside of the gates and a main control center that is stocked with riot gear.
 
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That might be true, but they've added a shitload of misdemeanors to a disqualify list.
Well, not a shitload. You can't have a DWI for two years prior I believe, you can't have any drug possession arrests, you can't have any restraining orders against you and you can't have been arrested for domestic battery :action-sm
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Well, not a shitload. You can't have a DWI for two years prior I believe, you can't have any drug possession arrests, you can't have any restraining orders against you and you can't have been arrested for domestic battery :action-sm
Then what happens when you do those things on the job...
 

Cunt Smasher

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I would imagine lots of savages in N.J. prison. I recommend this..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3PimoAf_qk&feature=related[/media]
 

Glenn Dandy

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arrested? or prosecuted for domestic battery.


they arrest you 3 seconds after a girl crys wolf. I got arrested for letting a girl beat on me for ten minutes. looking back , I shoulda just knocked that bitch out.
Christmas eve getting fingerprinted and my tattoos photographed... thanks alot cunt!
 

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They also do background checks before issuing firearms, sir.

Good luck, bro.
not to mention that it's a government job, and they probably can find all your internet activity....


I shoulda just knocked that bitch out.
Christmas eve getting fingerprinted and my tattoos photographed... thanks alot cunt!
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