Anyone remember The Great Muta?

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Former NWA World Champion and NWO member is about to become a father.

Also, if you can remember back to MUTA's "Hustle Aid" appearance back in June, MUTA sprayed green mist in Yinling's crotch, impregnating her. Well, Yinling announced today that she would be giving birth to "MUTA Jr." on 8/18 in Nagoya, live in the middle of the ring! Only time will tell what MUTA Jr. will look like, and whether or not he too will raise hell in the ring just like his father has for the last 20 years.
 

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Please God let Vince McMahon steal that storyline to explain his illegitimate child.
 

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My guess this is for Pro Wrestling HUSTLE, which has a more sports entertainment feel to it than your typical Japanese feds (if you couldn't tell by the pregnancy angle...)

Maybe the real father will be Keiji Mutoh, wocka wocka...

Gives a new meaning to the term "mouth ****". :action-sm
 

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The video referred to here is below. The conception occurs at 3:40 or so. Wow, how long has Muta been rockin' the mask?

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The crowd popped for that crazy guy that tagged himself in.
 

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Very famous Muta match...

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Great Muta v. Jushin "Thunder" Liger. Midway through the match, Muta rips of Liger's mask, to reveal the evil alter-ego of Kishin Liger. Mask ripping happens at 17 minutes in or so.

Mind you this was also from 1990... but powerful stuff and a great match.
 

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Very famous Muta match...

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Great Muta v. Jushin "Thunder" Liger. Midway through the match, Muta rips of Liger's mask, to reveal the evil alter-ego of Kishin Liger. Mask ripping happens at 17 minutes in or so.

Mind you this was also from 1990... but powerful stuff and a great match.
It was 1996 actually. October 20, 1996 to be exact.

As for the mask I think that started when he jumped from New Japan to All Japan. There have also been different kinds of Mutas, like regular Muta, Dragon Muta, and now he will be Pirate Muta. Also in storylines it has been said Tajiri is also his son so when they wrestle together Muta licks Tajiri to recognize him.
 

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I'd like to spit in her crotch



oh man, that was a brutal Shining Wizard to finish him off too
 

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Muta was probably the best TV champion that I remember. Fucking nasty.
 

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I remember the Great Muta!
I got to see him a couple of times.
A high flier when high flying wasnt cool....Ok his flying was. The mist DID help!
 

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Well the baby has been born.



For those of you who recall Wrestlemania 21 that is Akebono.
 

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Well the baby has been born.



For those of you who recall Wrestlemania 21 that is Akebono.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

You can't make up shit like that. God damn I want to start following this HUSTLE promotion now.

Christ, after birthing him, Yinling's cunt must look like a fucking toll booth.
 

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

You can't make up shit like that. God damn I want to start following this HUSTLE promotion now.

Christ, after birthing him, Yinling's cunt must look like a fucking toll booth.
Rene Dupree is about to come in to wrestle Tajiri as Rene Bonaparte. So I am guessing he will be acting like he is Napoleon.
 

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Christ, after birthing him, Yinling's cunt must look like a fucking toll booth.
close this one up cause it just ain't gonna get any better than that
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I had a list of just exasperated rhetorical questions watching that video... but you know what.... no. I'm not even sure I'd be content with whatever answers anyone could give.
 

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My favorite Hustle story may be the fact there was a big scandal over the fact someone wasn't gay.
 

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I had a list of just exasperated rhetorical questions watching that video... but you know what.... no. I'm not even sure I'd be content with whatever answers anyone could give.
QFT

But holy hell that was amusing/entertaining
 

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My favorite Hustle story may be the fact there was a big scandal over the fact someone wasn't gay.
Is that Dino you're talking about? or Hard Gay? Yes... there's a guy named Hard Gay.

What's your method of following it? I'm entertained as all hell by some of these feds.
 

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I killed a long time yesterday watching countless HUSTLE videos on youtube. My favorite character is their leader: Generalissimo
 

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Is that Dino you're talking about? or Hard Gay? Yes... there's a guy named Hard Gay.

What's your method of following it? I'm entertained as all hell by some of these feds.
Razor Ramon Hard Gay isn't Razor Ramon or gay. It caused a big thing when he got caught making out with his piece of ass girlfriend. He still does the character and gets Toshiaki Kawada to sing and dance in his underwear.

As for following this stuff the best advice I can give is to just put puroresu into google.