Apparently Earl moonlights for United airlines.....Peas Hode


Why yes, I am an asshole, so what?
So, last week while attending a funeral, we tried to change our plane reservations. Originally we were supposed to fly out on Sat. morning, but decided to stay an extra day. We called UAL Thursday at 9 pm EST, the reservationist of undetermined sex (but not of race), who answered the phone, when I asked if there would be a charge to change our flight, the person replied:

Reservationist: "Peas hode, I has to ask my supvisor"

hold music for 45 sec.

Reservationist: "Sir, there won't isn't a chawge for changing that flying date, would ya like me to change that for ya?

Me: Please

Reservationist: "O..ay Sir, I's changed your flight info, ya'll be flying out on Sunday morn at 8:15 instead of Saturday mornin at 8:15am. If ya has an email address, I can email you the change so youse can print out your new e-ticket.

Me: That would be great, here's my email address

Reservationist: "Okay Sir, I's will email that to you shortly, can's I do anything else for ya this evening?"

Me: Nope, that's will be all, tank ya fo ya