Apparently pedophilia is a disability.

Josh_R

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WTF!?

Supposedly Bankrupt Greek Government to Reward Pedophiles with Disability Payments
January 10, 2012 by Dan Mitchell
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry when I write about insanely stupid government policies. But I know I get more motivated to fight big government.

How can anyone want to give more money and power to politicians, for instance, after reading these comparisons of dumb government policy in the United States and United Kingdom? Or how can anyone think it’s a good idea to expand the public sector after reading these examples of bureaucratic incompetence?

But now I’ve come across something even more amazing, a story of government stupidity that trumps these other examples. And this is not satire. It is not from The Onion.

Believe it or not, the Greek government has decided that pedophiles are “disabled” and therefore deserve money from the government.

And what really makes this boondoggle remarkable is that you’re helping to pay for it thanks to the IMF bailout of Greece. Here’s the link to the AP story, and here are the relevant passages.

…a government decision to expand a list of state-recognized disability categories to include pedophiles, exhibitionists and kleptomaniacs. …The Labor Ministry said categories added to the expanded list – that also includes pyromaniacs, compulsive gamblers, fetishists and sadomasochists – were included for purposes of medical assessment and used as a gauge for allocating financial assistance. …The new list gives pyromaniacs and pedophiles disability pay up to 35 percent.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but my first reaction to this story is that child molesters should be in jail, not getting taxpayer-funded handouts.

I guess that’s being unfair, though, since not all pedophiles become child molesters.

But that’s besides the point. Why on earth did the government decide that pedophiles are disabled? And why does that automatically entitle them to disability payments?

Most important, why did the Obama Administration support the IMF bailout of Greece, which means I’m helping to pay for this nonsense?!?

I don’t know whether this is a sign that I’m not very imaginative or a sign that I have an overly active imagination, but the only semi-rational justification I can think of for this policy is as follows.

1. Greece is in fiscal trouble in part because of too many overpaid bureaucrats.

2. It’s almost impossible in most circumstances to fire bureaucrats.

3. By some miracle, though, pedophiles don’t have normal levels of civil service protection, which means they can be let go.

4. But government unions don’t want their fellow bureaucrats cut loose without some sort of golden parachute.

5. So Greece rules these pedophiles are disabled and gives them a permanent source of income.

6. Greece then saves money by paying them 35 percent of their salaries to stay home and goof off rather than paying them 100 percent of their salaries to come to the office and goof off.

Sounds crazy, and I’m sure this isn’t what’s really happening, but can anyone think of another explanation?

Whatever the reason, this story is the perfect symbol of bloated, stupid, and feckless government. The only example that comes close, though it only applies to one person rather than an entire class of people, is the decision by Social Security bureaucrats in America to give disability payments to some clown that wants to be an “adult baby” and wear diapers.
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afternoonquil

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When I was out past my curfew (usually shredding and drinking mountain dew in front of 7/11) my parents always said they are gonna send me to Greece for punishment.

And all this time I thought I was getting a nice vacation.

FML
 

Josh_R

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Oh, don't start that. I mentioned that Greece was actually run by the socialist party and a bunch of retards gave me a civics lesson about how no matter how much they claim to be socialist they aren't "real" socialists...
 

Josh_R

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When I was out past my curfew (usually shredding and drinking mountain dew in front of 7/11) my parents always said they are gonna send me to Greece for punishment.

And all this time I thought I was getting a nice vacation.

FML
Just think, you could have been getting rich off all your "disabilities" this whole time... :)
 

Neon

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Oh, don't start that. I mentioned that Greece was actually run by the socialist party and a bunch of retards gave me a civics lesson about how no matter how much they claim to be socialist they aren't "real" socialists...
Thank God they aren't "real" socialists or that country would have fallen apart already.
 

afternoonquil

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Just think, you could have been getting rich off all your "disabilities" this whole time... :)


The teachers in school used to call me Molestable Jones, i never understood why.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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This is why I hate liberals who obsess over psychology
 

MagicBob

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state-recognized disability categories to include pedophiles
Unkle Paul Voice: "Yeah... I'm 'disabled', now come over here and help me get 'up'"
 

kidconnor

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I'm too lazy to do the math and I am at work so can't look up real estate prices..


Someone here HAD to do it already.. what does 300k get you house wise over yonder?