Archie Manning has magic sperm

umo

Registered User
#1
Two sons in the Super Bowl in consecutive years. That is amazing unprecedented shit. Archie Manning should sell his semen to NFL teams
for $1 million a squirt. Selective breeding works in thoroughbred racing; why not pro football?
 

Rattlehead

Hey Asshole Face!
#3
Yeah I was thinking the same thing when they kept showing him in the v.i.p. seats.

Larry Literal needs to discuss the logistics on this one.
 

Aizazzle

I always have a plan
#5
If I was in his place I would donate my sperm. That or I would bang the chicks, assuming Ol Archie can still get it up.
 

DanaReevesLungs

I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
Donator
#6
And to think he's also their agent. So he's fucking ecstatic because he's getting paid beeotch!
 

moegolden

Perv-switch toggler
#7
And to think he's also their agent. So he's fucking ecstatic because he's getting paid beeotch!
As far as I know, Tom Condon is their agent. He is also Drew Brees', which may explain why Eli was against getting drafted by the Chargers way back when (as well as possibly explaining why the Saints pursued Brees).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Condon
 

moegolden

Perv-switch toggler
#9
On a related note, Michael Jordan's sons are not bad at all.

one (Jeffrey) is playing for Illinois right now, but he's a freshman walk-on with an academic scholarship! Looks like his brother Marcus is a legitimate stud point guard as a junior in high school.
 

moegolden

Perv-switch toggler
#10
Also, I always found it funny how friends of the Hasselbeck family jokingly call the non-NFL playing brother "Cooper", in a reference to Archie's other son.
 

umo

Registered User
#11
"If Cialis gives me a 4 hr erection I ain't calling a doctor; I'm calling more bitches" _archie manning

 

Aizazzle

I always have a plan
#12
Cialis is a big sponsor of the NFL. They can get involved somehow.
"If Cialis gives me a 4 hr erection I ain't calling a doctor; I'm calling more bitches" _Archie Manning
See this is the kind of shit that needs to be on TV, if only for the comedy factor.
 

umo

Registered User
#13
"Let me inseminate Tom Brady's mother with Archie Manning's semen" _Dr. Mengele
 

NotSoFast

Registered User
#14
Also, I always found it funny how friends of the Hasselbeck family jokingly call the non-NFL playing brother "Cooper", in a reference to Archie's other son.
In high school, Cooper wad a better record than either of his brothers and was looking forward to a nice career in football, but fucked up his knee and can't play anymore. Archie should have been 3 for 3 in NFL quarterback sons.
Archie was, and still is the man in football genetics.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#15
Lt. Archie. You got magic sperms.
 
S

Salty McKracker

Guest
#16
Cooper was a wide reciever. He was a senior in HS when Peyton was a sophmore. He was very good, went to Ole Miss, but soon was diagnosed with spinal stenosis and had to quit football.

Because of this and some NCAA sanctions, Peyton chose to go to Tennessee instead of Ole Miss. **sigh** What could Ole Miss have been. =/
 
#17
On a related note, Michael Jordan's sons are not bad at all.

one (Jeffrey) is playing for Illinois right now, but he's a freshman walk-on with an academic scholarship! Looks like his brother Marcus is a legitimate stud point guard as a junior in high school.
On a related note, you know you're getting older when you start seeing the sons of athletes that you watched growing up, now playing sports. You also have Patrick Ewing's kid playing for Georgetown. Darryl Strawberry's was playing basketball last year for Maryland. Chris Long(Howie's kid) will probably be a top 5 NFL draft pick. And Don Mattingly's kid is in the Dodgers minor league system.
 

ginaf20697

Registered User
#18
Seriously. I used to see Ken Griffey Jr all the time at the stadium when his dad was on the Yanks. I'm old :(
 

mik3

fornicating madly
#20
On a related note, you know you're getting older when you start seeing the sons of athletes that you watched growing up, now playing sports. You also have Patrick Ewing's kid playing for Georgetown. Darryl Strawberry's was playing basketball last year for Maryland. Chris Long(Howie's kid) will probably be a top 5 NFL draft pick. And Don Mattingly's kid is in the Dodgers minor league system.
I sorta feel bad for Preston Mattingly. He was better than his brother so he got overhyped. He'll never make the majors yet the Dodgers used a pick before the second round on him.

DJ Strawberry's on the Suns now, he was a second round pick last year.
 

Natesac

Wackbag's Official Sac
#21
Two sons in the Super Bowl in consecutive years. That is amazing unprecedented shit. Archie Manning should sell his semen to NFL teams
for $1 million a squirt. Selective breeding works in thoroughbred racing; why not pro football?
Best thread title I've seen in a very long time.

Well done, sir... well done.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
 

DanaReevesLungs

I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
Donator
#22
As far as I know, Tom Condon is their agent. He is also Drew Brees', which may explain why Eli was against getting drafted by the Chargers way back when (as well as possibly explaining why the Saints pursued Brees).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Condon
You are correct sir. I feel like a fucking ass now. I dunno where I heard that shit. Fucking wives' tales!!!
 
#23
So Brady's father must be superhuman, after all Tom Brady has more rings than the entire Manning family.
 
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