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Area 51 officially acknowledged, mapped in newly released documents

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  1. the Streif

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    http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/us/area-51-documents/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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  2. Ballbuster1

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    So they're telling us what we've already known for years.

    Yeah, that's big news.
     
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  3. LiddyRules

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    That map looks like the penny profile of Abraham Lincoln
     
  4. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    In other words, they have a new "secret" site and don't give a fuck about anyone knowing about the old one.
     
  5. NuttyJim

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    My money is on Wright Patterson as the new UFO / Alien holding and study location. It's always been suspected as being the place where it is all kept.
     
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  6. Lord Zero

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    No. In other words, they see less and less of a point in denying the existence of something that not only can found by anyone on Wikipedia and Google Earth, but also has been captures by Soviet and various friendly, non-military satellites for decades.

    This is a non-story in more ways than you think. Area 51 has already been briefly acknowledged once before during the Clinton Administration. Before Bill re-upped it's top secret status, the base popped up on some non-classified military document where it was referred to as just "the Groom Lake military facility", or some similar wording.
     
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  7. the Streif

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    Bill had other secrets to keep.

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    Bill was a silly goose.
     
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  8. Neckbeard

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    Fuck that. When are they gonna start talking about Hangar 18?
     
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  9. Creasy Bear

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    The UFO/Aliens are in Ohio? Just a boring ass 2-hour drive away from me?

    Man... that's lame. They should be someplace way cooler... like in a hollowed-out volcano secret lair on an island surrounded by shark-infested waters off the coast of Zanzibar. Sharks with fricken laser beams on their fricken heads.
     
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  10. Lord Zero

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    The second it starts existing.
     
  11. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    PROJECT GRUDGE AND BLUE BOOK, MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

    Possibly, I've seen too much. I already know too much.
     
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  12. Lord Zero

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    I wonder if they still have that small squadron of MiGs there. I know that Area 51 has spent the past decade or so working on drones and other unmanned aircraft, so they may have retired them by now.
     
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  13. BIV

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  14. the Streif

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    Gonna pull a Blurp here and post this:
     
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    They lost two DUMB (Deep Underground Military Bases) in the past few years. One east coast and one close to DIA, maaan.
     
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    Everyone knows the aliens are in Denver now, the secret capitol of the New Federal Government.
     
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    Are you high?
     
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    It's top secret because they test experimental aircraft and chemical weapons there. Kind of a no brainer. I do love some Ancient Aliens though.
     
  19. Lord Zero

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    When is the government going to acknowledge the fact that Area 51 has its own baseball field.

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    And a tennis court:
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    Can clearly see f-16s,,,, I mean alien spacecraft parked on the ramp.
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    Trying to take attention away from the gigantic NSA spy facility in Utah?
     
  24. the Streif

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    Wut's this "Utah" you speak of?
     

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