Arlen Specter tries stand-up comedy

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Arlen Specter tries stand-up comedy

Specter's raunchy set featured some low blows on his fellow pols. | AP Photo

By TIM MAK | 12/28/11 9:39 AM EST

Former Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter got the crowd roaring with laughter at an open-mic night in Philadelphia on Tuesday, with a raunchy set that featured some low blows on his fellow pols.

Here are the best lines from Specter’s routine at the Helium Comedy Club, which included liberal teasing at the expense of his former colleagues, according to video by The Philadelphia Inquirer.

“I’ve been in comedy now for 30 years — the only difference is that it’s not stand-up. We all have comfortable chairs,” Specter quipped. “It costs about $27 million to win a seat in the United States Senate, so when you win one, you like to sit down.”

On Bill Clinton:

“I called Clinton up on his 65th birthday and said, ‘Bill, congratulations on being 65. How do you feel?’ He said, ‘Oh, I feel like a teenager, the problem is I can’t find one.”

On former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell:

“I saw him on the street the other day, and he said, ‘Arlen, it’s a great thing being a man about town. I have sex almost every night. I almost have sex on Monday, I almost have sex on Tuesday, I almost have sex on Wednesday…”

On Herman Cain:

“What people don’t know is that Cain has a long-standing problem from adolescence. No matter how hard his teachers tried, they couldn’t persuade Herman Cain that ‘harass’ was one word.”

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He should have died years ago.

See how good a deal with the devil works?


I want to fuck your girlfriend.
They really need to have age limits in both the senate and congress. if you are over 65 you shouldn't be allowed in office. Out of touch asshole.