Artie Lange gets 4 years probation and must complete an outpatient drug treatment program (June 1, 2018)

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/life...oids-prison-time-after-heroin-bust/665267002/

Artie Lange avoids prison time after heroin bust
The Associated Press
Published 5:19 p.m. ET June 1, 2018 | Updated 5:19 p.m. ET June 1, 2018



NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Artie Lange has been spared a prison term for possessing heroin.

A judge on Friday ordered the comedian who has struggled with drug addiction to serve four years of probation. The Hoboken resident also must complete an outpatient drug treatment program.

The charge stemmed from a May 2017 traffic stop on the Garden State Parkway. Lange pleaded guilty in December, when Essex County prosecutors agreed to drop a 2016 cocaine possession charge.

Prosecutors wanted the 50-year-old comedian sent to an inpatient treatment program. But Lange told the judge he preferred outpatient treatment because he needs to work.

Lange is a cast member in the HBO series Crashing. He also performed on the Fox sketch comedy series Mad TV and spent nearly a decade as a co-host on The Howard Stern Show.
https://pagesix.com/2018/06/01/artie-lange-sentenced-to-four-years-probation/

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainmen...lange-spared-prison-term-drug-charge-55592566

http://www.nj.com/opinion/index.ssf/2018/06/is_the_sentence_artie_lange_received_appropriate.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ur-years-probation-heroin-cocaine-arrest.html

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/...years-probation-outpatient-rehab-heroin-case/


https://theblast.com/artie-lange-sentenced-probation-drug-screening/
 

unklewilly

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back in prison by the end of the year
 

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Always include the date in Artie-fucks-up threads so we don't get confused
 

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We need an Artie/Franko death thread.
Bets on who bites it 1st and how.
O/D, accidental death while high, murdered by someone
who's owed money or been wronged, ect...
 

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We need an Artie/Franko death thread.
Bets on who bites it 1st and how.
O/D, accidental death while high, murdered by someone
who's owed money or been wronged, ect...
I’ve said for some time now that Frank’s last year will be 2020.

I do hope he proves me wrong and makes it 2018.
 

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We need an Artie/Franko death thread.
Bets on who bites it 1st and how.
O/D, accidental death while high, murdered by someone
who's owed money or been wronged, ect...
Artie dies first because he goes big. But it's going to be drug related.

Franko will die, but he not going to necessarily face the truth death first. He's slowly melting down his brain until it can only barely carry on the most basic functions. So I see him going completely mentally incompetent long before actually dying.

Timeframe? Who knows. We've been predicting their deaths for 5 years at this point.
 

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Maybe Franko just changes his screen name ... In the meantime Artie's demise will inspire tens of people.
 

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I say the day he gets out of rehab he gets busted in the airport with a bindle and and 8ball on his way back to Jersey
 
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I think he's finally going to get clean this time. I can feel it.