Artie Lange gets 4 years probation and must complete an outpatient drug treatment program (June 1, 2018)

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Artie isn't going to get better until he really wants to get better. He may kick the bucket before he figures that out.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Artie needs 24/7 supervision for at least six months.
He had a guy that was his “handler” I’m not sure what happened to him other than he obviously wasn’t doing his job
 

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Artie isn't going to get better until he really wants to get better. He may kick the bucket before he figures that out.
Sadly Artie is never going to get better, I really like Artie, honestly I do, even when he would tell the exact same story 10Xs I still would laugh. I know a lot of Artie’s death is the only way this is going to end
 

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Artie will be going to prison. He should just start it now so he can get on with it. No way he pisses clean for 4 years. That's be like @The Fat Horse not doing meth for a week.
 

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how the fuck is this animal still breathing?

fuck him and his shitty "i just got done with rehab " jokes.
 

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Artie will be going to prison. He should just start it now so he can get on with it. No way he pisses clean for 4 years. That's be like @The Fat Horse not doing meth for a week.
If he was smart he would just do the time, work a deal like a year in some rehab (on his dime) and 6 months in jail
 

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If he was smart he would just do the time, work a deal like a year in some rehab (on his dime) and 6 months in jail
Imagine he stays clean for ALMOST 4 years but fucks it up and has to do 5 years in prison....
 

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If he breaks probation, he will get more probation. That'll learn him.