Artie Lange has been hospitalized again (May 12, 2018)

JoeyDVDZ

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#26
Never gave a fuck about Artie. Always looked at him as a less funny Jackie the Jokeman, and I didn't like Hacky. Artie is disheveled, obnoxious, and all I really remember of his time on HooHoo was his shitty crow noises whenever that dumb cunt Maryanne called in. Boring as hell. I really only liked Fred Norris on the show, once Hoohoo showed his true colors.
 

Opie&JimmyShow

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#27
Lange’s lawyer Frank Arleo exclusively told Radar that the troubled comedian had “surgery for a nasal infection,”

That's what happens when you are snorting lines of coke that are miles long.
I'm surprised Artie lasted on the show as long as he did after his re-hab stint. The guy is pretty much beyond help. It's a shame.
 

Mags

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#28
Lange’s lawyer Frank Arleo exclusively told Radar that the troubled comedian had “surgery for a nasal infection,”

That's what happens when you are snorting lines of coke that are miles long.
I'm surprised Artie lasted on the show as long as he did after his re-hab stint. The guy is pretty much beyond help. It's a shame.
Heroin, not coke.
 

Wrecktum

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#29
Well he was on the show for 8 or 9 months and probably showed up for 30 or 40 shows. I'm not surprised.
 

Bobobie

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#30
If Artie got straight he wouldn't have even bothered with the compound media deal. This was only going to end one way. Artie dead or fired.
 

Pigdango

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#32
When he finally dies, he will be remembered as ... that guy from Dirty Work? I don't know. I don't know any of his bits.
I will remember him as such a poor imitation of Belushi and Farley that he couldn’t even die when he was supposed to. You have one job as a fat comedian. The only other one I can think of that fucked up and lived too long was Louie Anderson, who has lived so long he’s outlived outliving.
 

LiddyRules

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#35
I will remember him as such a poor imitation of Belushi and Farley that he couldn’t even die when he was supposed to. You have one job as a fat comedian. The only other one I can think of that fucked up and lived too long was Louie Anderson, who has lived so long he’s outlived outliving.
Because of Baskets, Louis Anderson probably has more acclaim now than in his entire career.
 

Pigdango

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#40
The site's finally kind of functioning again. Do we need to fight?
Pretty sure “Liddy and Piggy snarking at each other” is 3rd or 4th on zag’s “Is Wackbag functioning properly” checklist.
 

LiddyRules

RIP King of France. Gutted Like Fish Under R Line
#41
Pretty sure “Liddy and Piggy snarking at each other” is 3rd or 4th on zag’s “Is Wackbag functioning properly” checklist.
1) Zero mentions of O, A or J
2) Salty Libtards
3) Jailbait thread
4) Us sniping
 

lajikal

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#42
I member seeing Artie at a show in Borat-landia. That nigga slaughtered the room. And he was on the stage with heavy-hitters like Dave Attell and such.
 
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