OpieRadio Logo
Compound Media Logo
Jim Norton Logo

As if running over someone isn't bad enough...

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Don the Radio Guy, Apr 27, 2013.

  1. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    ...why not rape them, too?

    http://www.delaware1059.com/story.php?id=2666


    And just for shits and giggles, the AP version of the description:

     
  2. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2008
    Messages:
    17,679
    Likes Received:
    3,344
    Why does the AP do that? The better the description the faster this piece of shit gets caught.
     
  3. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    They don't care if the person gets caught. The only thing they're concerned with is political correctness.

    And my old boss runs the station that had the CORRECT version of the story.
     
  4. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    I guess describing the color of the license plate is ok. But only if it's a white plate. Delaware's special plates are a no-go.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2005
    Messages:
    17,381
    Likes Received:
    8,780
    with the AP's description, this guy could easily be asian since they're shitty drivers and weird perverts.
     
  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Messages:
    40,304
    Likes Received:
    7,462
    Bzzt. INCORRECT. Tell your old boss it's not "statue," it's "stature."

    Unless this is the suspect...

    [​IMG]

    :action-sm
     
  7. gorram

    gorram ;)

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2011
    Messages:
    34,640
    Likes Received:
    91,716
    Even Deleware1059 left out some detail:

    The suspect is described as a black male, average in statue, clean shaven, and wearing eyeglasses. The suspect's vehicle was described to be a silver four door passenger vehicle with twenty inch rims and covered in Louis Vuitton logos, bearing a white license plate out of an unknown state.
     
    Neckbeard and Chino Kapone like this.
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2004
    Messages:
    46,504
    Likes Received:
    6,788
    Sounds like a kinder and more gentile version of tag.
     
  9. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Messages:
    40,304
    Likes Received:
    7,462
    And Donald, just for shits and giggles I tried looking for this on some of the AP wires I have access to (since you didn't provide a link) but wasn't able to find it. I did find it on
    http://www.delawareonline.com/artic...exual-assault-Laurel-area-girl?nclick_check=1

    But they're a Gannett media company, not the AP per se. And the byline is Robin Brown, who seems to be just a staff reporter for the News Journal out there in Wilmington. DF?
     
  10. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2005
    Messages:
    5,314
    Likes Received:
    1,105
    Eddie Murphy did a bit, "Eddie Murphy the comedian" it was called I think, a long time ago. About some dude gets hit by a car..

    Guy asks are you alright? You can't move at all? Then you ain't gonna be needing these sneakers anymore.....

    Anyway that's what I picture the guy saying except gonna **** the shit out of you instead take your sneakers and what not.
     
  11. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2008
    Messages:
    54,075
    Likes Received:
    12,888
    No one but oandapartycock caught this?
     
    Party Rooster likes this.
  12. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
    Wackbag Staff

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2002
    Messages:
    101,978
    Likes Received:
    16,343
    Most of just don't care to be too picky.
    Everyone here has typos thanks to the wonders
    of smart phones with annoying speelcheckers.
     
  13. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    They're running the AP version. They're an AP paper. You really don't want to start this shit again.

    There's an even shorter AP version running with absolutely no description at all.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/2...-car-sexually-assaulted-by-driver-police-say/

    So. What's your next wild swing at nothing but air?
     
  14. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2005
    Messages:
    22,543
    Likes Received:
    13,852
    Cheese it. I'm enjoying the breeze.
     
  15. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Messages:
    40,304
    Likes Received:
    7,462
    If you worked in the business, you'd probably notice those things too. I'm sure there's stuff that gets printed in the papers or shown in the media about cars that you can spot as being ignorant, and you probably pick up on them right away. I'm thinking over or under-torquing a bolt on a crucial car part could make a big deal to somebody.

    Apparently not Don nor his genius former boss responsible for it.
    No, sorry, you're wrong. They're not running the AP version that talks about the "predominantly white license plate."

    Do you know what a "byline" is?
    That means Ms. Brown and the News Journal are taking full credit for the article there. If there was AP (or any other) assistance, she (or her editors) should have had a little blurb at the end of the article crediting them.

    And "AP Paper" pretty much runs the gannett ;) since it's pretty much a symbiotic relationship between most the newspapers in the U.S., but it appears that phrasing originated locally by her.


    That's not what we're talking about. You specifically asserted that the AP had all that bullshit about the "predominantly white license plate" and even made a joke about a black one.

    And did you call your former boss to let him know his article wasn't CORRECT because he fucked up the whole statue/stature thing? I'd be interested to find out if he has seen it, because when you google that "predominantly white" phrasing with keywords of this article, your thread comes up on the first page of results. Just wondering what he thinks of fans of a dick-joke-radio-show message board proofing his work and finding errors.

    And P.S.-I'm not the one swinging wildly at nothing but air. Your move, Donnie.
     
    DanaReevesLungs likes this.
  16. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
    Wackbag Staff

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2002
    Messages:
    101,978
    Likes Received:
    16,343
    I think you're just being picky to annoy Don.
    Typo's occur everywhere these days.
    Pointing them out is just being either childish or dickish.
    Take your pick.
     
    Party Rooster likes this.
  17. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Messages:
    40,304
    Likes Received:
    7,462
    1. There's a difference between a dypo and using the wrong word.
    2. I don't generally point them out on message boards when it's posters.
    3. Is it too much to ask newspapers to proofread their articles?
    4. Don's been complaining lately that news outlets haven't been doing their due diligence with respect to fluff pieces on social media stories, again, is it too much to ask that they proofread at least a 4 paragraph article?
    5. I've never claimed to not dabble in childishness or dickishness. :cool:
     
  18. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    The AP story originated at the News Journal. That's how they work. Now, would you kindly explain what you have besides a typo?
     
  19. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    Or trolling.
     
  20. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Messages:
    40,304
    Likes Received:
    7,462
    No, it didn't. That's not how it works. You can bullshit other people around here but you got caught.

    If anything, the AP picked up on some local who-gives-a-shit story and mercifully eliminated Robin's phrasing.

    Google search your "predominantly white" license plate and you'll see your thread and the ignorant cunt responsible for it as the main results. Your big "get" of the AP running that was another typical Don fail.

    Here, let me do your legwork for you:
    http://www.google.com/search?q=.+He...QheWIAvTzgIgF&ved=0CBsQpwUoAw&biw=360&bih=567
     
  21. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2007
    Messages:
    16,243
    Likes Received:
    3,871
    Will you two just fuck already? Goddamn.
     
    BIV, Pigdango and Joker1919 like this.
  22. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press


    The Associated Press does not have a bureau in Laurel, Delaware. Any info they're giving to agencies like Fox News is from the News Journal story.

    You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Seriously. You don't. You look like a fucking idiot. Again.

    And don't think your total ignoring of the Fox News version with absolutely no identification at all slipped by unnoticed.

    So stop fucking trolling.
     
  23. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Messages:
    40,304
    Likes Received:
    7,462
    Scoreboard update of all the deflections Don has attempted:

    1.
    Still haven't found an AP story mentioning a "predominantly white license plate."

    2. His hero ex-boss missed the difference between "statue" and "stature."

    3. Tries posting a Wikipedia :haha7: article explaining the relationship between local news and the AP, something I addressed in an early post:

    4. Still hasn't explained why a local byline hasn't been attributed to an AP reporter.
    5. It's not the AP's responsibility to proofread and/or dictate what Fox News chooses to print. Regardless, the article mentions nothing of a "predominantly white license plate."
    6. DF.

    Poor Don. He's still in denial...
     
  24. Don the Radio Guy

    Donator

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Messages:
    69,628
    Likes Received:
    5,082
    You really don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Fuck it. I'm done with your retarded ass. Your days of trolling me are over, shitdick.

    For the rest of the folks, I'll explain what happened.

    The News Journal printed a story. The AP ran with it, and made it even more devoid of actual information. The Wilmington News Journal is an AP paper. This is an AP story. All the trolling and deflections in the world won't change that.
     
    Yesterdays Hero likes this.
  25. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2007
    Messages:
    16,243
    Likes Received:
    3,871
    Will hold you to that.
     
    Party Rooster likes this.

Share This Page