Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Cunt Smasher, Feb 12, 2018.
At least the gheys picked something and went with it.
Gay is the best option, followed by asexual, followed by married.
I know of one legit asexual person at work. He is in his late 60s, lives in his deceased grandparents house and still sleeps in his childhood bedroom in his childhood bed. Every stitch of furniture in the place has been there since like 1965, and that appears to be about the last time the house was cleaned. The interior has not been painted since the 40s. When the last parent died many years ago, that was the last time that the dishes were done. He collects Hot Wheel cars, and pretty much still lives in the 50s. He is essentially a child. He barely functions on an adult level enough to maintain a job. I had heard about the house from the few people that had entered it. I had to go into the house once to drag him to the hospital after no-called, no showed to work so I finally saw it for myself. I can only imagine what sort of horrors occurred in that house to make him into what he has become. It's really quite sad.
(Stalker Patti awful regional accent): "I just want to find a nice guy. I'm not that kind of woman...."
*as a cloud of dust poofs out of her vag*
Burn it down.
I have no doubt that once he dies, it will get taken for taxes and it will be bulldozed.
The system works.
Foundlings Home. That phrase tells you everything you need to know about our Stalker Patti.
Shame really, she's a very sweet lady.
I don’t know if it can top the Lehecka and Spackler threads, but I do know it won’t take 8 chapters to get to the actual story. Should I start the thread? We need a catchy title...
“Jacuzzi Billy hooks up - when it’s worth it.”
“Jacuzzi Billy sealed the deal - and doesn’t want to talk about it.”
“Jacuzzi Billy sealed the deal - on his recent trip to Poland.”
You make fun of HitW, sillyfuck, but if you joined us once in a while you’d know the answer to your question.
At first I thought Creasy was the Tex Avery wolf, but now I’m wondering if he’s more Pepe le Pew...
People act like being an asexual is the worst thing ever, and there’s Joey to show that “explain the joke guy” is actually way worse.
Probably more of an "incel" than an asexual. Involuntary celibate. There are plenty of mopes like that walking around. Hammerheads that would love to have some sexy time, but are just too lazy and/or gameless to get it.
Asexuals are actually pretty rare... people who legit have no interest in sex, or are repulsed by it. Most people who get no sex are just social incompetents who have no game to pitch and/or terrified of rejection to the point where they won't even try. On a lower rung on the social disaster ladder are the Liddy's of the world... morbidly apathetic and cynical, but too lazy and/or stubborn to kill themselves and end the charade.
I have a cousin who never had a girlfriend, but I'm not sure whether it was the sex that repelled him, or women themselves. Maybe both.
He is always condescending towards women, even if they are keeping a roof over his retarded head. He used to live with my grandma and I remember him taking money from her for mowing the lawn. In the house where he lived. He was over forty back then already.
He just sounds like your run-of-the-mill queer.
And wait a minute: how do you know who Stalker Patti is?
I think there's several ways to consider "no interest." There's the no interest where you actually and actively avoid it, which is more like revulsion. And the no interest in the "what's the point?" It's not that you're anti sex or sickened by it, but more that you don't see the point. You've tried it, but you never understood internally why it's such a big deal to so many people. It's awkward, clumsy and boring a lot of the time. It never connected with you on a personal, emotional, or biological level in the way you think it ought to.
Shouldn't "how is some random Polish dame on a message board for a defunct radio show?" be your first question?
I’d get my testosterone levels checked...
I hear ya, Lids. They miswired my brain at the factory too. I mean, not nearly as bad as they botched the job and left out vital circuits in your noggin, but I feel a fraction of your pain.
I'd get your testosterone levels checked...
Oh, we're way past that.
I got mine checked... they go to 11.
I have. Over 800.
I’m guessing a male asexual has down under 50.