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Assasins Run..AKA White Swan..AKA Balletkata

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Hudson, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. Hudson

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    Should've guessed this was straight to DVD.
     
  3. fletcher

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    That is so bad it looks like a parody.
     
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    [Rich Evans Laugh]

    The poor girl couldn't even get her name above the credits, even in an And Introducing..., when 70% the trailer is about her? Then again, the movie didn't make it clear whether it's Slater seeking revenge or ballerina seeking revenge. Also, when did Christian Slater become a less attractive Jeremy Piven?

    And Assassin's Run is a horrible title, since no one seems to be running. Why not Dance-Sassin? C ME KILL?

    Wait. It's called Assassins Run, not Assassin's Run or Assassins Run. So it's more like Assassins Run! (As in Run Assassins Run!) or The Running of the Assassins
     
  5. Hudson

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    I think this is the parody:
     

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