AtlantaHardcore's Banner Ad Freak Show

Lord Zero

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Aug 25, 2008
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Fuck intros. Let's dive right in with our first entry.

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Let's ignore the stupidity of the ad's central premise (that the existence of God can be confirmed via online essay) and just look at the ad itself. They're are two things about this that I found amusing:

1. The best way the creators of this ad could think of to place the glory of Christ on full display was to show off an oversized "Jesus" belt buckle that one might find at a truck stop gift shop.

2. Speaking of truck stops, the thing that ultimately inspired me to create this thread was that the picture used in this ad was taken at penis level. It looks like the beginning of a really subversive first-person gay porno. Worship Him indeed.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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You are missing something.
 

Konstantin K

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I can see the picture. The guy has a cowboy shirt on and a ring on his left pointer finger.
 

Lord Zero

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If anyone actually couldn't see it, here's the Photobucket-uploaded version.

 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
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#10
Our next entry is several months old and requires no set-up.

 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#11
You arent a Christian looking to mingle?
 

LiddyRules

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On top of Wackbag

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You would have to screen cap/crop the banner ad and re-host it or find the .jpg/.png that renders as the image and re-host that directly...
 

Konstantin K

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I hear all the big money in social work comes from the creepy CGI baby cases.
 
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Fuck intros. Let's dive right in with our first entry.

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Let's ignore the stupidity of the ad's central premise (that the existence of God can be confirmed via online essay) and just look at the ad itself. They're are two things about this that I found amusing:

1. The best way the creators of this ad could think of to place the glory of Christ on full display was to show off an oversized "Jesus" belt buckle that one might find at a truck stop gift shop.

2. Speaking of truck stops, the thing that ultimately inspired me to create this thread was that the picture used in this ad was taken at penis level. It looks like the beginning of a really subversive first-person gay porno. Worship Him indeed.
I actually clicked that to see what it said and most of its sources came from the Bible. As if anybody who doesn't believe in God will start believing because of Bible quotes.