Fuck intros. Let's dive right in with our first entry. - Let's ignore the stupidity of the ad's central premise (that the existence of God can be confirmed via online essay) and just look at the ad itself. They're are two things about this that I found amusing: 1. The best way the creators of this ad could think of to place the glory of Christ on full display was to show off an oversized "Jesus" belt buckle that one might find at a truck stop gift shop. 2. Speaking of truck stops, the thing that ultimately inspired me to create this thread was that the picture used in this ad was taken at penis level. It looks like the beginning of a really subversive first-person gay porno. Worship Him indeed.