Attractive young white woman shot trespassing in mansion

Atomic Fireball

Well-Known Member
Jul 26, 2005
BOULDER, Colo. – The Boulder District Attorney plans to file a charge of criminal trespassing against a young woman who wandered into a home in west Boulder Wednesday morning and was shot by one of the homeowners.

An arrest warrant for Zoey Ripple, 21, was issued Friday. She’s expected to surrender to police after she is released from the hospital.

At about 3:20 a.m. Wednesday, prosecutors say Ripple, who was drunk, stumbled into the home of Timothy Justice and Doreen Orion at 425 College Ave. and walked into their bedroom.

After shouting at Ripple and warning her that they had a gun, police say Justice shot Ripple in the hip with a Glock.

Prosecutors say Ripple’s blood-alcohol level was above .20 at the time of the incident.

Court records show Ripple, who is listed as a University of Colorado student, was cited for shoplifting in 2010.
Boulder home intruder to face charges

Justice now for Zoey

Hate & Discontent

Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?
Aug 22, 2005
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Registered User
Dec 8, 2011
And you guys say Colorado isn't gansgta.


Registered User
Dec 5, 2005
This cunt is probably a horrendous nightmare. Young, hot, alcoholic white bitches are THE WORST PEOPLE ON EARTH. I once had to carry one out of a Dimmu Borgir concert to my car, drive her home, and carry her into bed, and the opener hadn't even gotten off the stage. Eventually that bitch got arrested and caught some serious stick time from the cops followed by hospital and jail cell overnights.

So, hearing that a drunk white bitch caught a bullet warms my heart.


Plata O Plomo
Dec 28, 2008
I wonder if he uttered out his catchphrase, "Justice is served" as he shot her. And the drunk was named Ripple? Are we sure this isn't an Onion story?
I found surveillance footage of the incident.

Norm Stansfield

Mar 17, 2009
Wish you'd look a little like Obama's son now, huh bitch? You'd be an instant victim here. Can you imagine: young, black college student with no gang affiliations, unarmed, gets shot by racist white man?

Norm Stansfield

Mar 17, 2009
what a panicky asshole
Yeah, because you wouldn't reach for your gun when woken up in the middle of the night by a stranger in your bedroom. You'd instantly figure out that it's a drunk hottie looking for threesome opportunities.


Well-Lubed Member
Sep 26, 2008
Yeah, because you wouldn't reach for your gun when woken up in the middle of the night by a stranger in your bedroom. You'd instantly figure out that it's a drunk hottie looking for threesome opportunities.
True, but imagine the disappointment when the guy figured out he could have gotten laid if he hadn't shot her.


I can't think of anything funny.
Jun 20, 2005
This story CAN NOT be real. This is the collective of the fakest, worst sounding names ever. Zoey Ripple, Timothy Justice and Doreen Orion. This sounds like the beginning of a bad p0rn flick.

Cute chick but has WTF gummy smile.


Registered User
Aug 6, 2009
By Dalina Castellanos
May 26, 2012, 7:02 p.m.
Boulder, Colo., couple Timothy Justice and Doreen Orion at first thought they'd been roused from their sleep by a raccoon.
The bedroom door leading outside had been closed but not locked; that was usually enough to keep critters out -- but maybe one had found a way in. Then the couple saw a human figure coming toward them.
They shouted, warning the person to leave, that they had a gun.
When the couple turned on the lights, they found a highly intoxicated young woman they didn't know on the floor with a gunshot wound to her hip, according to Boulder police.
The woman, identified as Zoey Ripple, 21, had recently graduated from University of Colorado-Boulder, the Associated Press said. Now she's hospitalized and facing felony trespassing charges.
On a 911 call released by Denver television station KDVR, Orion can be heard breathing heavily and telling the dispatcher: “She just walked – she came in and we started screaming at her to leave and she kept coming in.”
Ripple's attorney Colette Cribari expressed disappointment that the district attorney's office had decided to file charges against her client, saying that the incident was "out of character."
"She didn't enter the house with any intent of committing a crime or harming anyone," Cribari told the Boulder Daily Camera newspaper.
But the incident may have been especially alarming for Orion. A psychiatrist, like her husband, she'd once been stalked by a former patient, a woman.
The patient even moved to the same Boulder neighborhood to be near her, a 1999 Psychiatric News article reported. The patient repeatedly left gifts and notes on the couple’s property -- even taping items to their windows, violating a restraining order dozens of times.
In this instance, the district attorney said, the point of the trespassing charges was to get alcohol treatment for the accused. Preliminary tests indicate that Ripple's blood-alcohol level was above 0.2% -- more than twice the legal limit for motorists -- at the time of the incident, the Daily Camera reported.
Ripple would have had to have consumed a substantial amount of alcohol to reach that level of intoxication, according to California State University Bakersfield’s blood alcohol content calculator.,0,5837302.story


Lying causes cat piss smell.
Mar 2, 2006
KC Metro
This could/should have gone very differently. Surely a psychiatrist would have some "therapeutic" restraints laying around...