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Autistic man cannot control his compulsion to steal trains and pretend he is a railway worker

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by HandPanzer, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Hire the guy. The union will hate him.
     
  3. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    At least he made the trains run on time.
     
  4. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Don't most people not want to be a mass transit driver??
     
  5. Mommadeez4u

    Mommadeez4u Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling

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    I bet this is the guy Jimmy saw
     
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  6. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Exactly. Just get a fucking job with the railway stupid.
     
  7. f kane

    f kane Known Traffic Menace

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    Just imagine how bad they would hate this guy. Everything all the time is trains! People are sitting down for lunch and forget about shit for an hour, and this idiot can't shut up about the red line. They would push him in front of it.
     
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  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    So this.
     
  9. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I used to work with a guy with a classic retard grown son living at home. The son had a job putting the paper on coat hangers for dry cleaner advertising and he absolutely loved his 8 hour a day job. Every day he bounced out of bed ready to put more paper covers on more wire coat hangers. I guess that factory had a room full of tards because nobody else would do the job.
     
  10. mrbucket75

    mrbucket75 Registered User

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    this guy seems like a non threat positive guy who actually loves to work. so should we just start arresting people that like to play sports non professionally? Just sayin.
     
  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    just give him a job polishing the tracks
     
  12. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Stop it. How about an electric cattle prod to the temples?

    Maybe that won't "fail" him.
     
  14. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    I suddenly want to sing "Conjunction Junction".
     
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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    What's your function?
     

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