Movie Avengers: Infinity War, 4/27/18 and Avengers: Endgame, 4/26/19

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
I can literally only remember the godfather and gone with the wind as movies with intermissions. I doubt they'll actually do it. There's some damn app or some shit out there that tells you for each movie when it's okay to go take a piss break. I've got a bladder like a goddamn Norse god so I never need to go mid-movie, but for people like my chick who piss all the damn time, there are ways to be strategic about it.
Both times I saw Infinity War I had to pee when they got to Red Skull. I missed most of it the first time.
 
I saw some article that claimed they were going to try to put an intermission in it perhaps due to the long run time. We'll godfather this shit.

An intermission would be stupid and weird. When was the last time a movie had an intermission? I legitimately think it would confuse people. If you want a piss break moment, give Agent 13 a scene.
The last movie I remember having an intermission was The Thin Red Line. But what was the last movie that was initially released in the theater to have a legit 3 hour run time?
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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An intermission would be stupid and weird. When was the last time a movie had an intermission? I legitimately think it would confuse people. If you want a piss break moment, give Agent 13 a scene.
I would really like an intermission if the movie is over 2 and a half hours.

Hateful 8 had an intermission and was 2 hours 44 minutes without it. So even with a 12 minute intermission was still shorter than 3 hours. Hell, even the roadshow extended version with the overture was only 3 hours 2 minutes.
 
I would really like an intermission if the movie is over 2 and a half hours.

Hateful 8 had an intermission and was 2 hours 44 minutes without it. So even with a 12 minute intermission was still shorter than 3 hours. Hell, even the roadshow extended version with the overture was only 3 hours 2 minutes.
I forgot about the Hateful 8.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
I think an intermission is great.


Maybe have a 12 minute cartoon, or something.


They could have Captain America do a short vid like that post credits scene or the health video at Peter's school.


He walks out: "This is an intermission. The movie is not over. You should probably get up and pee now, while you can. Here is a cartoon while you wait."
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
I think an intermission is great.


Maybe have a 12 minute cartoon, or something.


They could have Captain America do a short vid like that post credits scene or the health video at Peter's school.


He walks out: "This is an intermission. The movie is not over. You should probably get up and pee now, while you can. Here is a cartoon while you wait."
They show scenes from Justice League so people can point and laugh.
 
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