I Think I'll Eat An Apple
I can literally only remember the godfather and gone with the wind as movies with intermissions. I doubt they'll actually do it. There's some damn app or some shit out there that tells you for each movie when it's okay to go take a piss break. I've got a bladder like a goddamn Norse god so I never need to go mid-movie, but for people like my chick who piss all the damn time, there are ways to be strategic about it.