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Baby drowns in a baptismal pool in a church on Ash Wednesday.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Creasy Bear, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    A heartwarming local story... under the heading Where's your messiah now?

     
  2. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    [video=youtube;oRf4CSHlNNw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRf4CSHlNNw[/video]
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    At least the child sleeps with Baby Jesus.
     
  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "It's an Aramaic message. It means Juan Cardenas sleeps with the Savior."
     
  5. Mags

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    It's obvious the kid commited suicide.

    No promised land for you, lil' sinner.
     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I'm sure the parents don't think so but......

    that's fucking hysterical.
     
  7. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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  8. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I fucking leave the kid alone with you for five minutes jesus, Five Fucking Minutes!
     
  9. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Approves....

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  10. Creasy Bear

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    So does...

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  11. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    $10 says Mom is about to go into labor with a replacement any second now.
     
  12. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I know we're all having fun, but this does bring up something very serious to consider. Is a 1-year-old still considered a baby?
     
  13. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    if he had his raft and waited for high tide he would've been ok.
     
  14. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    They're babies until they can talk.

    Then they want to call any kid younger than them babies.
     
  15. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    Rumor has it a prohibition agent was seen leaving the scene...

    I doubbt any witnesses wil come forward for at least a year though....



    Bah... I shoulda looked at the pictures posted....

    Fuck me.. I hate iSpy
     
  16. Taint Stench

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    WHASSAT?
     
  17. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    that would make a cool music video.
     
  18. steve500

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    I guess god needed a (one punchline)
     
  19. Hudson

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    No, that's a toddler
     
  20. Creasy Bear

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    Well this kid ain't toddlin' no more, is he?
     
  21. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    He's a Gurgler Baby.
     
  22. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    or bubbling for that matter.
     

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