Baby drowns in a baptismal pool in a church on Ash Wednesday.

Creasy Bear

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A heartwarming local story... under the heading Where's your messiah now?

http://www.cbs19.tv/story/17001167/infant-drowns-in

Indianapolis, IN (CNN) - A child attending a church day-care drowns in the church's baptismal pool.

Police in Indianapolis say little Juan Cardenas' body was found in about two feet of water in the uncovered pool. Police say the one-year old boy was pronounced dead at the hospital.
 

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[video=youtube;oRf4CSHlNNw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRf4CSHlNNw[/video]
 

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$10 says Mom is about to go into labor with a replacement any second now.
 

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I know we're all having fun, but this does bring up something very serious to consider. Is a 1-year-old still considered a baby?
 

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if he had his raft and waited for high tide he would've been ok.
 

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Rumor has it a prohibition agent was seen leaving the scene...

I doubbt any witnesses wil come forward for at least a year though....



Bah... I shoulda looked at the pictures posted....

Fuck me.. I hate iSpy
 

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that would make a cool music video.
 

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He's a Gurgler Baby.