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  1. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    Early Monday morning I pick my 45lb bulldog off my bed to put him down and my girl and I go through our daily gym routine. I didn't stretch and got on a stationary bike. 20 Minutes later got on the elliptical. At this time in less than 2-3 minutes on the machine I felt nauseous and an "after getting flcked in the balls" feeling. Got on the treadmill and couldn't. We left. I went to Wal Mart and the feeling continued. It's not an "I'm going to die!" pain. It's a faint pain/feeling of after getting kicked. I slept it off over night. Yesterday I woke up and I was fine. Went through my day. Come mid day the sensation came back. Slept it off. This morning woke up with no sensation. It was fine. Went through my day. Come mid day again it came back. Don't want to move much.

    Now I've thoroughly checked both nuts and they're not tender to the touch. There are no changes in texture. No lumps or anything. Nothing out of the ordinary. It alternates. Monday it was my right nut, yesterday and some of today my left. I have a doc's appointment tomorrow. I am a bit scared. I don't want it to be the big C and have them do things to me I don't want. What do you all think it is? A lot of people think I pulled something at the gym or picking up my bulldog. Even the nurse that I spoke to on the phone to book my appointment said I must have strained something. Some people say hernia. Just don't want to go to the dock and get the worst of the possibilities.
     
  2. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    Whatever it is, I am sure they are going to have to insert something in your pee hole.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You might have just twisted something up in there. Doesnt sound like the big casino since you dont have any abnormalities. Just make sure that if it is some twisting that you get that sorted out because lack of blood flow for long enough and you are going to be out one ore both of your dangly parts.
     
  4. Bud

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    Could be a hernia or possibly a pulled groin. I've done that before and it hurts like hell. Not stretching before doing stuff can have that happen pretty easy. I got really panicky and thought I was dying too. You feel silly after you find out its a pulled groin but its much better than the alternative. Good luck to you at the doc.
     
  5. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    Does that hurt?

    Unfortunately my doc is out tomorrow but the nurse practitioner will be there. Rather get it checked out by her than not get it checked out at all.
     
  6. Voss's Tumor

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    They're big about educating your about twisting your nuts up in the military. It happens all the time, especially if you wear boxers while exercising. Look up testicular torsion.
     
  7. soiledshorts79

    soiledshorts79 Registered Tumor .

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    Have you tried cumming?
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    :haha7:

    Just wait till they yank it out.
     
  9. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    for some reason tonight it's bothering me more than previous nights.

    I had my girl help me and I ejaculated just to see if I had anything. No blood or anything in my cum.

    Torsion has come into mind. And more that I think about it the more it sounds like that. I wear boxers 24/7. even while working out (dumb, I know). Never had a problem.
     
  10. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    miss BusyChild04

    he was the best
     
  11. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    Or maybe I'd have to change my screen name to single jingle
     
  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Good luck, bro.
     
  13. the Streif

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    You're definitely going to die.
     
  14. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    Anybody have any messages that you would like to be given to patrice?
     
  15. ruckstande

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    lol!
     
  16. Hudson

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    Twisted yoyo.
     
  17. Motor Head

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    This. A guy I work with had to take his kid to the ER for this. They will do an ultrasound on your nutsack and either by the time you get there they have untwisted by themselves or they can manually untwist them. Too keep from scaring you, the fact that you are not in earth shattering pain means it's likely corrected itself. However, if it starts hurting again GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. My buddies kid was keeled over in pain and they had to do emergency surgery...again, he was in horrific pain full time.

    Get a jock strap, nut twister boy. Unless of course you want to change your name to "one nut".
     
  18. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    It's not a I'm screaming pain. But I cringe at times and all. And tonight it's bothering me a bit more than other times. It's just a slight constant uncomfortable pain.
     
  19. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    We know. You won't shut up about it. :action-sm
     
  20. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    Like, right now. It hurts. But it's not pulsating its just...constant...
     
  21. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    What about right now? How does it feel?
     
  22. blazin

    blazin Registered User

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    i had something like that years ago, a dull ache in my nut. This was right when Tom Green had ball cancer so I was extra freaked out. Got an ultrasound and it was negative but it still bothered me.

    After 2 urologists, I was diagnosed with prostatitis. Took antibiotics (doxycycline) for 10 days and its went away.

    EDIT: Im not sure whether mine was really bacterial, from what im reading it sounds more like Chronic prostatitis/chronic pelvic pain syndrome is what I had. Maybe the meds were given to me just-in-case.
     
  23. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    It's ok. Not in tears pain. Just a constant "after getting flicked in the balls" feel. Constantly uncomfortable. Constantly. Constant.
     
  24. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    And now? Any change? Better? Worse?
     
  25. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I hate to be that asshole that scares somebody into going to the ER, but I'm going straight for my asshole card here. Go to the ER. Maybe you will get lucky and you will get a hot female doctor to play with your balls. Maybe while she's playing with your balls, your girlfriend can rub your dick and they start kissing each other and you end up with an untwisted nut and get to shoot a load on the hot nurse that walked in on the three of you and promptly joined in.....

    It could happen.
     

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