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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Party Rooster, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  2. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    new speak at its finest
     
  3. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    Should I assume this means there are no humans in Washington State? Alert Alex Jones! The Android Apocalypse is upon us!
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Hupeople, respected peroffspring of irrelevant gender (sir).
     
  5. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    "air lock serving as a decompression chamber for workers."
    instead of manlock. You cannot be fucking serious. Sadly, they are.


     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Well thank God they're addressing this problem.

    This needs to be resolved immediately before we
    waste any time fixing a broken government that
    is spending in excess constantly and making laws
    up to run our lives that they have no business doing.
     
  7. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    He's right about that. Changing words makes me think the world has gone insane.
     
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  8. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    Any woman who is offended or feels left out by a word like "freshman" should just shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen.
     
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  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Whoever recommended that is probably the only person in that government with a sense of humor.
     
  10. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Since we are taking "man" out of words, I would like to see woMAN changed to cunt.
     
  11. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Is this reality? Jesus Christ.
     
  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    What's the correct way to call this bullshit?
     
  13. Mobile Biv

    Mobile Biv Registered User

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    Bovineshit.
     
  14. Mobile Biv

    Mobile Biv Registered User

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    Maybe we should look at the bright side, we could change "management" to "nongenderedagement".
     
  15. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    I object to the following terms:

    Lady of the manor
    Mother Earth
    Mama's boy
    Like Mother's Milk
    Ladybird
    Beauty Queen
    Mother of God
    Housewife
    Midwife

    And also the terms:

    Manhandle
    Manhunt
    Manslaughter
    Boycott
    Penis envy
    Man-eating Lion/Tiger/Alligator/whatever
    Man's inhumanity to man
    Conman
    Inmate
    You don't have the balls to...

    etc. It's never those terms, though. Equality is a one way street, apparently.
     
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  16. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I always enjoy watching the personbugs in the Spring.
     
  17. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    Where are they at on hymen?
     
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  18. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    THE FEZ MAN has it right
     
  19. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    I would like to know how many person-hours and dollars were wasted on combing every law and statute and coming up with gender neutral phrases.
     
  20. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    ah come on are you guys really surprised from the state thats home to Seattle and Starbucks?
     

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