I was foiled just now when I went to make my attempt at a bathroom nap. This bitch was in there doing her hair for what seemed like forever and I didn't want her to think I was waiting for her to leave so I could take a dump, so I just peed and left.
Fuck washing your hands after you go to the bathroom.. You gotta wash your hands before. think of everything that you touched during the day... then you go and grab your dick... that makes me fucking sick
i have only fell asleep on my own shitter maybe once or twice, and i was usually drunk, as for sleeping at work i can only think of one or two times i ever did that, once on a saturday after a hard friday night of drinking, for some reason i went to work the next morning even though i didn't have to be there, i crashed out in a van for a few hours then went home, then went back out that night. the other time was when i was sick a few years ago, i ended up having shingles but i was so exhausted that i just had to lay down
I can't even take a shit in a public terlet. I have a hard enough time pissing in a urinal. how the fuck could anyone go there and take a nap on a toilet that flea might have sat on? I just don't want to be sharing those ass germs.